*But Are Not More Attractive Than My Husband and Don't Stir My Loins: A Blog Dedicated to My Mom
This might be my stupidest blog to date, but I'm certainly not above it.
For each blog that I punctiliously pen doesn't always need to be a rung on my stepladder of avarice to earn me merits and accolades from a species of humans who are enamoured with rickets and blue raspberries and armored with knowledge of Violet Beauregarde and Bethany Hamilton (someone literally needs to "arm her").
My prophetic prose need not be suffused with synonymic language that I perused in the thesaurus in order to showcase that I attended the prestigious university of Indiana University of Pennsylvania (IUP).
No, sometimes the blogs that I carefully craft are devoid of worth and are a two-demenstial street view, at best.
Sometime I like to write shallow blogs that objectify men by inserting really bad puns about them and saying stuff that I would never do in real life.
Sometimes, I like to write blogs that are quirky and goofy and a little bit silly. Like me. Tehe. Sue me. 💁🏽♀️
This blog is dedicated to my mom who loved shows like The Bachelor/Bachelorette and Love is Blind and who used to love telling me the celebrities that she found "so cute [Simon Peter, the apostle and Will Compton]" but "it's not like they stirred her loins because I'm old and I think that would be a sin, Lauren." 🤢
If I had to hear her say that, so do you.
Without further ado, here are the hunks. *I'm 34-years old for reference.*
We here at Teen's Go Rogue (just like I went rogue with this blog), love a good list.
So break out your pumpkin because things are about to get spicey. Oww Oww.
Lauren Barrett is a multi-passionate mom working to help all parents become their best selves and build positive relationships with their kids through mindful parenting. She has a degree in deaf education and a Master’s in Reading Education. She is a high school teacher of the Deaf and hard-of-hearing by day, a cross country coach by the afternoon, a writer/author by her son's nap times, and a full time mom to an amazing 4-year old. Lauren is a 3x author of the Add One-A-Day 30 Day Challenge, children's book, Henry's Hiccups, and parenting guide Now What? Mindful Checklists for Life's Hard Parenting Moments, a blogger at Lauren Barrett Writes, and has been published on sites like A Fine Parent, Pregnant Chicken, Pop Sugar, Her View From Home, and Scary Mommy. She loves her faith, running, visiting MLB stadiums with her husband, chocolate, scrapbooking, pretending she would actually do well on the Amazing Race, re-watching The Office, listening to Bobby Bones, and helping out all moms. She lives in North Carolina with her husband, James, and son, Henry. Follow her on Instagram at @laurenbarrettwrites, and get her free guide on what to do during the middle of a tantrum.
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