My Classroom is Becoming Dangerously Close to Barstool's The Yak: The Class: A Parody of The Yak9/28/2024  If you are in the field of teaching, it’s no secret that the state of education has its flaws. It’s also no secret that the past year has been sad for me. So toward the end of last year and the start of this year, I decided to bring back some fun to the classroom and add some levity despite all the seriousness of high-stakes testing, politics, school shootings, drama on social media, and the rise of anxiety in teens. In the process, my classroom is becoming dangerously close to the Yak (APPROPRIATELY). In my class, there are nine students plus me. Mentally, I’ve assigned each student to a member of the Yak. But because I’m an utmost example of a professional I will not be using students’ real names and will instead be using fake names. Try to see which member of the Yak corresponds to my students. Guess in the comments who matches to whom. THE YAK
MY CLASS
Some Yak Members will be played by girls. Some of the these conversations and situations are real ones that we've had in class and some have been altered for dramatic effect. This is something entirely different than my normal style of writing. I hope you like it. It might be a complete miss, but I had fun writing it. 🎵It’s The Class. It’s The Class. Get your water Barrett style and stay for a while. (Yo, Zoe turn that down) It’s The Class. It’s The Class. Yeah it’s time to be cringe and do a prefix binge It’s The Class. 🎵 Ms. Barrett: Hello! It's The Class. LaurenBarrettWrites.com Promo Code BARRETT. 20% off your first purchase. Good-Tips. Must Gos. Free goodies. Bloggers. Short Stories. LaurenBarrettWrites.com Promo Code BARRETT. Ms. Barrett: Good afternoon! So what’s up, guys? I missed you guys over the weekend. What’s going on? B walks in late. Sits close to me. Ms. Barrett: B is here. B: Sorry I’m late. My ab workout was postponed. I got q’d up at the bell tower. Alex G. Bell got that line on hold for real though. No cap, Ms. B. Trust. Ms. Barrett: B: Ms. Barrett: B: There was a long line at Taco Bell, and it took a while to order my Cheesy Gordita Crunch. Ms. Barrett stifles back hilarious laughter. Nae: Damn. That’s good. Ivan: Laughs. Skyler: Fist pumps B. B: Yeah. So many fatties in line tryin’ to order the whole menu, but I brought you a taco, Ms. B. Want one? Ms. Barrett: Thanks, B. But because you’re late, you can either take the tardy, or we can spin the punishment wheel. Nae: What’s the punishment wheel? Ms. Barrett: I’m glad you asked, Nae. We went over it on the first day of school. You weren’t here. Nae: I have so many other classes. Ms. Barrett: Well, I’m glad to see that you dropped one of your classes to make room for this class. It’s at the same time every day 11:15 Eastern Time (10:15 Central). Ivan: Why did we need to know the Central Time? Ms. Barrett: No reason. Nae: I was fixin’ to get an A in ‘Merica History and they just dropped my ass out of that class. Canceled it. Skyler: Nae, I talked to Mama, and she said this new schedule is good for you. Nae: Whatcha talkin’ to my mama for? Ronny: Your mama is such a delight. Skyler: Want Ms. Barrett to get it back? She’ll get the class back for you. Ms. Barrett: I’ll get it back for you. I’ll talk to the principal and try to get that class back for you. Anyway, the punishment wheel. Devaughn: Interrupts the flow of the class with a fit of coughing and hacking. He, then, goes on a rant about the Nets - the internet, interweb, WI-FI - not working fast enough, so he can play his Roblox. Everyone looks around and starts murmuring. All (whispering): He’s got to go. He needs to leave. Ms. B., get him out of this class. Ms. Barrett (ignoring the group’s consensus): So, you can take the tardy in PowerSchools. Per school policy, many tardies equals lunch detention or ISS or you can spin the Punishment Wheel. On the Punishment Wheel are things like making a phone call to someone. This generation doesn’t know how to talk on the phone. Doing an act of kindness. Writing a grammatically correct paragraph. Reading silently. Or the gauntlet. Nae: What’s the gauntlet? Ms. Barrett: Glad you asked, Nae. The gauntlet will consist of throwing a ball against the door. You got to catch it 10x with each hand. You then have to speed walk all around the library loop. Come back. Make one ping pong into the basket. Then, name 5 states on Sporcle. B: NAME 5 STATES? I can’t do that! Ms. Barrett: Hmm… You don’t know the states? I wrote you differently in my head. I might have mischaracterized you a bit. B: What? Ms. Barrett: Never mind. Skyler: You got this, bro. Ronny: I have such anxiety about this. Ms. Barrett: Okay, today is Morphological Monday. We will learn the NOT prefix family. Skyler: What’s a prefix? Ms. Barrett: You should have learned that already. You’re a sen-... Skyler (winking): I’ve only been here a year. Ms. Barrett: Oh right, everyone. Skyler is a sophomore. Happy one year of being at this school, Skyler. Ms. Barrett: The first prefix in the family is Dis-. Nae: Starts to walk out of the classroom. Ms. Barrett: Nae? Where are you going? Nae: My DoorDash is here with my Chick-Fil-A. Ms. Barrett: Before you go, can you do our High School ad read? Nae: What? Ms. Barrett: I’m doing a bit. Just go with it. Read this. Nae: It’s time to load up on the fries and break out the oversized T-shirts because the High School Concession Endzone Pack is here. It includes limited edition fan faves, pizza and pom poms, along with ring pops and koozies. The High School Endzone Pack is a fall exclusive which means it’s here for a good time, not a long time. Visit High School Spirits.com before your next Friday Night Lights to find a pack near you. Ms. Barrett: Let’s look at some words that start with the prefix dis-. Disown. What does that mean? Ivan: Not to own anymore. Get rid of. B: Like how I’m about to disown my cat, Drummer Bones, if she claws my feet in the middle of the night one more time. Skyler: No, dude, bro. No, don't even, oh dude. Not Drummer. B: Bro, I got her on lockdown mode. Skyler: You know you like it when she’s sassy though. B: You know I do. Skyler and B at the same time: Ohhh shit. Fist bumps. Ms. Barrett: Let me buy something for Drummer. Ok new word - disbelief. Ronny: I saw on Tik Tok that Beethoven is dropping a new single. I’m in disbelief. Nae: But isn’t that ni- Ivan: Whoa, there Nae. I know you have said that before, but here? Nae: I’m allowed to say it. What I was going to say is this: Isn’t that nineteen century classical composer dead though? Skyler: I think he died in the 18th century. Ms. Barrett: Zoe, can you pull up a picture of Beethoven. Zoe: Huh? Devaughn: Interrupts the flow of the class with a fit of coughing and hacking. Someone from outside my classroom: Get him out of here. Someone else from outside my classroom: That cough wasn’t even that bad. Someone from outside my classroom: But he’s taking up too much room in that classroom. There needs to be an empty chair in case Ms. Barrett ever has students stop by. Ms. Barrett: We'll let the wheel decide if he stays. Zoe: Mozart dropped a new single. Not Beethoven. Ronny: Ohh darn it. I got my facts wrong again. Skyler: Ohh no, shucks, guys, I got my 18th Century Classical Composers wrong again. Ms. Barrett: Was Mozart the deaf one? Ivan: I believe it was Beethoven. B: Yeah he was on some of that Helen Keller shit. I’m in disbelief. How is a deaf guy composing music? Skyler: Something is fishy about that. Ronny: They have some crazy ass names too. Skyler: Ludwig. Wolfgang. All: Laughs B: Wolfgang is a wild name. Skyler: Hello, this is little Wolfgang. He’ll be joining us in kindergarten. B: Awooooo. Nae: What about Bach? Ivan: Chopin. Ms. Barrett: I think we are missing the point? What do you mean Mozart dropped new music? He’s dead. Skyler: Would you say you’re in disbelief? Jenna Gray: According to Google, the seven-movement piece is believed to have been written in the mid to late 1760s, when Mozart was a teenager. Ms. Barrett: Holy crap. Jenna Gray is here. I didn’t see you way over there behind your computer. Jenna Gray: Yep, I’m here. Ms. Barrett: What’s going on? How are you? Jenna Gray: I made a mug cake today in Foods class. Ms. Barrett: What’s a mug cake? B: I think it’s has crumbled oreo and pudding to look like mud. Jenna Gray: No. Mug cake. Ms. Barrett: Are you saying mud or mug? Jenna Gray: Mug as in my favorite place to keep pennies I find off the ground. Ms. Barrett: That’s a crazy example for mug! Ivan:(Groans) You’re infuriating. Ms. Barrett: Notices Rick writing on the table. Rick has written on the table. “Want a BBL call this number.” Skyler: Uh oh, it must be horny hours for Rick. You dawg, Rick. Ms. Barrett: More like WARN-y Hours. This is your warning not to write that kind of stuff again. I will write you up. Nae: The other night I was just relaxing, being cool, you know, like I am and this woman gonna come up to me and say, Nae, I said, yeah, that's my name. Ms. Barrett: Don’t finish that. Skyler: I love when BerNAE Mac shows up. Ms. Barrett: So Gray what’s on the prep sheet today? Jenna Gray: What? Ms. Barrett: I mean anything you want to talk about? Anything on your mind? Jenna Gray: No? Ms. Barrett: That’s odd. I guess you weren’t prepared. Ms. Barrett: Let’s continue with our next NOT Family prefix - non-. What do we think nonperishable means? Ronny: Non- means not. Isn’t perish like to die or something? B: Not able to die. Ms. Barrett: Yes, now let’s think of it in terms of food. Like a canned food drive you want to collect nonperishable foods. Skyler: Not able to spoil or rot. Like canned food. Nae: Oh like canned sardines. Mama used to make that for me growing up. Skyler: Eww, dude, that’s nasty. Ronny: Oh no, it’s good. Put a little mayo on it and you got yourself a delightful treat. B: Crackers. Ritz crackers is another example. Skyler: The BEST crackers, bro. Ivan: No way, the club crackers are superior. Ronny: Saltines. Ms. Barrett: Canned cranberries are the best. Skyler: Should we tier nonperishable foods? Ms. Barrett: Zoe, pull it up. Zoe: What? Class continues. B: Ms. B, can I get some of that special water? Ms. Barrett: You’ve all earned it. You’ve been working hard. Ms. Barrett walks the class into the small break room with the fridge and the filtered water. They all say the creed over the “special water,” and she pours them a glass of the water. The class continues on a little bit more. Ms. Barrett: Well, the bell is about to ring. Before we go let's do our picks for the week. My bet is that B will be late 2x this week to class. B, Skyler, you have a parlay for us? Skyler: I'm taking the Felix Gray B Seein' Parlay. Ms. Barrett: Skyler: Jenna Gray forgets her glasses over 3 times this week and B takes your bluelight glasses because he thinks they look good on him over 3 times this week. All : Laughs Ms. Barrett: Whatcha got, B? B: Go Go Grease Lightning Parlay. Ms. Barrett: Let's hear it. B: We'll go Devaughn will have 10 coughing fits in one class period and Sandy will bang on your door and interrupt your class 5 times week. You'll tell them both to, 'Go, go' while pointing to the door. Ms. Barrett: Nae, any quick picks? Nae: Ms. Barrett: Well, on that note, It's The Class. See you tomorrow, everyone. 🎵It’s The Class. It’s The Class. Get your water Barrett style and stay for a while. (Yo, Zoe turn that down) It’s The Class. It’s The Class. Yeah it’s time to be cringe and do a prefix binge It’s The Class. 🎵 Zoe stays behind. She’s the last one left in class to close her laptop. Zoe: Thank you. Bye. Love you. Ms. Barrett turns off the light and the room goes dark. QUIZ TIME CHECK OUT the NEW BOOK about Doug, KB, and Dead Mom on Amazon. Learn more here. First 7 people to tip me this month will get a signed Doug Wanoy copy of Henry's Hiccups for Deaf Awareness Month. And if you're a parent, check out my parenting guide Now What? Mindful Parenting Checklists for Life’s Hard Moments.
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 A year ago I lost my mom. I won’t go into all the details of how much I miss her. But just know it’s a lot. Instead, today, I will focus on what I’ve learned from my grief. And while, in this life, I’ll never be grateful that she had to die, I am grateful for what I’ve learned. I wouldn’t trade the life I had and have for more time with her.I’ll always wish I had more time with her. I do feel like I was robbed of a full life with a parent. I also know many people can say the same thing and feel as if they were robbed more. HOWEVER…I would never trade the life I had for more time with her. My time spent with her was full and abundant. I can look back on it fondly. We loved, laughed, and lived if you want to make it a cliche. I’d never give that up. I also wouldn’t trade the life I have now for more time with her. For starters, my mom is in a perfect state of happiness with God, Jesus, all the saints, and her own parents. She’s in paradise. I would never, ever take her away from there. I also have changed too much and met too many people because she died. This is the life God has meant for me, and I wouldn’t want to give it up even in all its messiness and sadness. I would, though, love to strike up a deal with God that I could have one day a year with her. Just one day. That’s all. Time is Confusing.I’ve tried to grasp the concept of time in all of this. Time on earth and time in heaven. It’s impossible. A part of me will always be frozen in time to that last month, week, and day with my mom before she died. Another part of me will be forever conflicted with the passage of time. It moves both painfully slowly and way too fast. The more time passes I simultaneously get further away from her and the time we spent together and yet closer to being reunited again. It’s a paradoxical phenomenon that is so hard to comprehend. I'll most likely have to remember my mom for longer than I knew her. I'll never get over that. My life is forever divided into the familiar Before and After that you often hear people talk about after momentous events. It’s true. The Before seems like a totally different life. It was a good life but with a terrible ending. But one that I can never go back to, and I’m not sure if I ever want to. There Will Be Good Days and Bad.If there is one thing I've learned in grief is that the really bad days always soften and the good days always give way to the bad. It's an ebb and flow. All I can do is let time pass (and pray too, of course). In the bad days, you find yourself wondering if you'll ever feel good again. It'll be hard to breathe. You can't stop crying. You feel depressed. Life looks bleak. Sometimes you're numb. Those will end and become fewer and farther between. Then, on the good days you'll find that you can laugh and smile and hope again. You might even feel a little guilty you feel this way because you think you're letting go of the person you love . Trust me, you aren't, and out of nowhere the mention of chicken soup will have you breaking down in tears, and the bad moments start all over again. This is grief in a nutshell. I Don't Put Off Things Anymore.I no longer wait for the right time to use that face mask or light that candle. I don't hold back on telling someone how I feel or extending gratitude. I post Facebook updates and publish blog without fear of what people might think. Going on trips and getting together with friends and neighbors now have become a priority. Tomorrow is not a guarantee, so why not today? A Part of Me Went With My Mom the Day She Died and a Part of Her Stayed With Me.I don’t know if I know how to adequately explain this one. It's just something that is. I find that an old part of me “died” the day she did, but she left a part of her soul with me. I have started to like and do things she used to like and do. I have caught myself saying things she said. And I have experienced strengths I never knew that I had that were hers. Sounds deep, but I think this happens when you lose someone with a deep connection. I also feel as if our relationship hasn't ended. We still talk to one another just in a different way. The dreams and signs I have had are proof of that. Sometimes, I am very grateful for these signs. Other days, I get angry that I can't have her here in a physical way. God Wants You to Get Angry With Him.Trust me, I’ve been angry with God. I have cursed, yelled, and wailed to Him during my darkest of times. God wants this. He can handle this. He much rather you bring it all to Him than have you turn your back on Him. He loves you and wants to help you. When I have brought my anger to God and laid it all at His feet…When I have shouted at Him that I am too tired and handed over every last ounce of my worries, anger, and sadness that is when I have found the most peace. Truly miraculous the number of times I have done this and the amount of times He has come through. Maybe not always in the way I have wanted. But always in the way I have needed. We Are in God’s Hands.This is the word that came to Jeremiah from the Lord: 2 “Go down to the potter’s house, and there I will give you my message.” 3 So I went down to the potter’s house, and I saw him working at the wheel. 4 But the pot he was shaping from the clay was marred in his hands; so the potter formed it into another pot, shaping it as seemed best to him. 5 Then the word of the Lord came to me. 6 He said, “Can I not do with you, Israel, as this potter does?” declares the Lord. “Like clay in the hand of the potter, so are you in my hand, Israel. In Jeremiah 18 verses 1-6, we learn that mourning can leave us so drained, we literally feel like inert lumps of clay on a potter’s wheel. In difficult moments, the world seems to spin like that wheel. Yet, Jeremiah’s image reveals another possibility: God the potter actually uses the swift rotation of the wheel to mold clay into an earthen vessel. A new creation comes to be because of his patient guidance. The scene reminds us that we are in God’s hands in any situation - even during mourning. The Lord wants to make each of us into a new object. The only question is: will we let him? The above was taken from my Seasons of Hope workbook.  The Secondary Losses Can Hurt Almost As Much as the Primary Loss.You don’t just lose the person who dies. You lose so much more. You lose your family dynamics how they once were. You lose the relationships your mom had with your dad, your brother, your son, your husband, her siblings, and her friends and getting to see them flourish for a full life. I could go on and on about the secondary losses, but I think you get it. God Uses Who’s Left to Help With Who Left.I heard something very similar to this in one of my grief classes, and it couldn’t be more truthful. In my time of grief, God has sent people to help me. Again, some people have shown up almost miraculously when I needed them the most. There are the obvious people - my immediate and extended family. Friends. Neighbors. And, then, there are the not-so-obvious people that I would consider strangers a year ago who have done more to help me than they probably will ever know. People who I have met because they too have experienced the loss of a mom at the same age as me. People my mom’s age who I have met in grief class who have taken me out to eat or baked me cookies. Teenage students who would stop by my classroom nearly every day just to see how I was doing. This is a Tragic and Inspiring Life. Right now, people are walking around this world who have experienced truly horrific things. Loss of a child. Families who have lost a child and then years later a spouse. Almost entire families wiped out in a senseless car crash. Widows and widowers who are simultaneously having to hold it together for young kids. They are walking around performing mundane tasks: shopping for groceries, attending Zoom meetings, and dropping off their kids at school. And looking at them you would never know that their world is shattered and they carry with them such a deep and personal grief. They are forced to be brave and strong when they feel anything but. All of this is both tragic and inspiring. And when I feel like I can’t get out of bed, I think of these people. My Faith is Deeper Than Ever. |
 | Lauren Barrett is a multi-passionate mom working to help all people become their best selves and build positive relationships with the people around them. She has a degree in deaf education and a Master’s in Reading Education. She is a high school teacher of the Deaf and hard-of-hearing, a former cross country coach, a writer/author, and a full time mom to an amazing 5-year old. Lauren is a 3x author, including children’s book,Henry’s Hiccups, and parenting guide Now What? Mindful Checklists for Life’s Hard Parenting Moments. She is a blogger at Lauren Barrett Writes. Currently, she is grieving her loving mom’s unexpected death and devoting her time to helping people learn about grief, insomnia, and anxiety in honor of her mom. She loves her faith, running, visiting MLB stadiums with her husband, chocolate, scrapbooking, pretending she would actually do well on the Amazing Race, re-watching The Office, listening to Bobby Bones, and helping out all moms. She lives in North Carolina with her husband, James, and son, Henry. Follow her on her blog and get her free kind for sleep and anxiety, Stress Free Sleep. |
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In the summer of 2023, I was living a simple life. I had just gone on summer break. I had quiet quit Instagram. And I was living in the present moment, taking in nature and the sounds of my son playing nearby at a quaint AirBnB in Columbia, South Carolina.
I prided myself on not being like the rest of my family. My family who was consumed by the internet and the approval and disapproval of Barstool fans.
At the time, I had a dad whose hobby in retirement was trolling people on Twitter. Very healthy.
I had a brother who went through protocols like Francis went through the Thesaurus and ran through bits and jokes in his head before executing them on his podcasts. Not odd is him at all?
I had a mom….
I vowed never to become like that. I was better than all of them. I ran a modest email list that delivered monthly parenting tips and filled up my Unicorn Space.
With this spare time on our Congaree/Savannah trip, I decided to log in and fire off a parenting tip about traveling with kids. Tehe. Life was good.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But hundreds of new subscribers bringing good cheer.
I was ecstatic! What had brought them all here? Had they resonated with my sign language tips? Had my suggestions for tantrums finally gone viral? Were my blogs on teaching about feelings starting to pop off?
I decided to dig deeper. And that’s when I started to notice during my deep dive that the subscribers joining my email list were mostly guy names. And they also had emails like dickass and ilovedonkeys and googoogaga. Uh oh.
I stalked off in a huff and retrieved my phone from the depths of the cozy cabin. And there on my phone was the text that changed everything.
My dad had screenshotted a Reddit post showing that some sleuth had found an article I wrote about Kyle nearly four years ago. When trying to read the article on my website, my obnoxious JOIN MY EMAIL LIST pop-ups prompted them to sign up.
Oh dear, oh dear. This wasn’t good. I panicked. I was an aspiring blogger with high goals to be accomplished in the academic writing field. I had plans to be well-known in the parenting space. Besides, I was also a highly respected teacher with many degrees under my belt. I couldn’t have Barstool fans staining my achievements on my resume. I took the pen seriously, and I would not have silly, little antics that I merely scrawled when I was bored tainting my good name.
I prided myself on not being like the rest of my family. My family who was consumed by the internet and the approval and disapproval of Barstool fans.
At the time, I had a dad whose hobby in retirement was trolling people on Twitter. Very healthy.
I had a brother who went through protocols like Francis went through the Thesaurus and ran through bits and jokes in his head before executing them on his podcasts. Not odd is him at all?
I had a mom….
I vowed never to become like that. I was better than all of them. I ran a modest email list that delivered monthly parenting tips and filled up my Unicorn Space.
With this spare time on our Congaree/Savannah trip, I decided to log in and fire off a parenting tip about traveling with kids. Tehe. Life was good.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But hundreds of new subscribers bringing good cheer.
I was ecstatic! What had brought them all here? Had they resonated with my sign language tips? Had my suggestions for tantrums finally gone viral? Were my blogs on teaching about feelings starting to pop off?
I decided to dig deeper. And that’s when I started to notice during my deep dive that the subscribers joining my email list were mostly guy names. And they also had emails like dickass and ilovedonkeys and googoogaga. Uh oh.
I stalked off in a huff and retrieved my phone from the depths of the cozy cabin. And there on my phone was the text that changed everything.
My dad had screenshotted a Reddit post showing that some sleuth had found an article I wrote about Kyle nearly four years ago. When trying to read the article on my website, my obnoxious JOIN MY EMAIL LIST pop-ups prompted them to sign up.
Oh dear, oh dear. This wasn’t good. I panicked. I was an aspiring blogger with high goals to be accomplished in the academic writing field. I had plans to be well-known in the parenting space. Besides, I was also a highly respected teacher with many degrees under my belt. I couldn’t have Barstool fans staining my achievements on my resume. I took the pen seriously, and I would not have silly, little antics that I merely scrawled when I was bored tainting my good name.
The Rise of My Blogging
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Just kidding, motherfers! I’m no better than the rest of my conniving family. This was excellent. Like everyone else in my household, I plotted a way to spin this to my advantage.
I read every Reddit comment about my blog and nearly overdosed on dopamine from all the praise. I was addicted. Hook, line, and sink her. Ironically, that’s what was about to happen to me. The internet has a way of raising you up and then sinking you. I was no exception to the rule.
My brother suggested that I write more about our family because people found it entertaining. I reluctantly concurred. On one hand, I have seen how people have treated Sas, Owen, Kate, and Mook. At first, they are beloved, and then they are detested.
On the other hand, I had nothing better to do that summer and with our upcoming adoption payment coming up (click on the link for an update on that), I figured out I could squeeze a few dollars out of these guys.
After all, I have seen how they have so easily and foolishly handed over cash to just buy Untell This Bitch shirts, kiss coins, and to support Nick after he lost Surviving Barstool. I figured they could spare a few change for me.
I was right. I was pleasantly shocked and grateful for the tips that rolled in after I published two more blogs about my family.
Doug Wanoy's Coaching Tree 10-Step Protocol
Has KBNoSwag Always Been a Perfect Boy?
Why wouldn’t I keep this going?
I read every Reddit comment about my blog and nearly overdosed on dopamine from all the praise. I was addicted. Hook, line, and sink her. Ironically, that’s what was about to happen to me. The internet has a way of raising you up and then sinking you. I was no exception to the rule.
My brother suggested that I write more about our family because people found it entertaining. I reluctantly concurred. On one hand, I have seen how people have treated Sas, Owen, Kate, and Mook. At first, they are beloved, and then they are detested.
On the other hand, I had nothing better to do that summer and with our upcoming adoption payment coming up (click on the link for an update on that), I figured out I could squeeze a few dollars out of these guys.
After all, I have seen how they have so easily and foolishly handed over cash to just buy Untell This Bitch shirts, kiss coins, and to support Nick after he lost Surviving Barstool. I figured they could spare a few change for me.
I was right. I was pleasantly shocked and grateful for the tips that rolled in after I published two more blogs about my family.
Doug Wanoy's Coaching Tree 10-Step Protocol
Has KBNoSwag Always Been a Perfect Boy?
Why wouldn’t I keep this going?
The Fall of My Blogging
But much like Kyle, I was a greedy, greedy girl. I had so many ideas, and I couldn’t get them published fast enough. Also much like Kyle, my blogging process largely follows a similar route to his jokes process:
I was publishing a new blog every week, and much like I predicted, the tables started to turn. You, turds, began to turn on me. I took it fairly well and only threw one Kyle-like tantrum. I logged off the internet and returned to my simple life, preparing to start the new school year, pleased with the humble amount I had raised from blogging that summer.
Then, a miracle happened.
- An idea sprouts.
- It immediately gets recorded in my Notes App.
- The idea starts to grow.
- Nothing gets written down or typed until most of the blog gets written in my head.
- Only when the blog is figuratively overflowing in my mind, do I start writing it on my computer.
- I write and write until it is all fully out.
- Then, I reread it until I’m satisfied.
I was publishing a new blog every week, and much like I predicted, the tables started to turn. You, turds, began to turn on me. I took it fairly well and only threw one Kyle-like tantrum. I logged off the internet and returned to my simple life, preparing to start the new school year, pleased with the humble amount I had raised from blogging that summer.
Then, a miracle happened.
Do You Believe in Miracles?
My last blog before signing off was about KbNoSwag’s Cocaine Incident: My Mom’s Origin Story. How she being the ultimate momager to Kyle was able to help him spin that little blip into something positive for his career.
Well, she couldn’t only just help her precious little son. She had to help her precious little daughter as well.
In a fortuitous turn of events, a peripetia if you will, my sneaky mom died! You clever, little minx, Mommy dearest (ewww I hated writing that line but I had to for literary effect).
You all came back. You felt sorry for me. You donated more than enough for our adoption. You teared up at my newest blog, The Coma Indicident: My Mom’s End Story, which the timing of was almost too perfect. It paired exquisitely with the Cocaine blog. Chef’s kiss. If I wasn’t so sad at my mom’s passing, I would have been giddy with delight at the literary juxtaposition the two blogs had with one another. An origin story and an end story back-to-back. What are the odds? It’s almost as if my mom really did strike up a deal with God to die at just the right time.
Well, she couldn’t only just help her precious little son. She had to help her precious little daughter as well.
In a fortuitous turn of events, a peripetia if you will, my sneaky mom died! You clever, little minx, Mommy dearest (ewww I hated writing that line but I had to for literary effect).
You all came back. You felt sorry for me. You donated more than enough for our adoption. You teared up at my newest blog, The Coma Indicident: My Mom’s End Story, which the timing of was almost too perfect. It paired exquisitely with the Cocaine blog. Chef’s kiss. If I wasn’t so sad at my mom’s passing, I would have been giddy with delight at the literary juxtaposition the two blogs had with one another. An origin story and an end story back-to-back. What are the odds? It’s almost as if my mom really did strike up a deal with God to die at just the right time.
In all seriousness...
In my newfound humility, I now largely stick to one blog a month for you all. I hope you enjoy them. In all seriousness, this past year has been hard, and, as we approach the one-year anniversary of my mom’s death, I am grateful for all of you for sticking around.
Writing these blogs has been a good distraction. They have helped me process my grief. They have helped me feel as if I’m honoring my mother. They have provided levity to a tough situation. They have made me realize that I’m not alone in my struggle. I have saved every kind word you have written to me or my family in the aftermath of her death. I periodically revisit them when I need a dopamine hit or, in actuality, I need something to smile about when I’m really sad. I know my mom would be pleased.
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
In the coming month, I have finished a day-by-day calendar of all my brother’s and dad’s best Tweets, my mom’s best texts she sent in our group chat, and some of my cringey FB statuses from the years 2008-2014. Stay tuned for that!
My goal now is to become a certified sleep and anxiety coach and as part of that I developed a mini STRESS FREE SLEEP email course.
I highly suggest checking it out if you struggle with sleep and panic.
Buy me a coffee if you liked this blog.
And if you're a parent, check out my parenting guide Now What? Mindful Parenting Checklists for Life’s Hard Moments.
Writing these blogs has been a good distraction. They have helped me process my grief. They have helped me feel as if I’m honoring my mother. They have provided levity to a tough situation. They have made me realize that I’m not alone in my struggle. I have saved every kind word you have written to me or my family in the aftermath of her death. I periodically revisit them when I need a dopamine hit or, in actuality, I need something to smile about when I’m really sad. I know my mom would be pleased.
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
In the coming month, I have finished a day-by-day calendar of all my brother’s and dad’s best Tweets, my mom’s best texts she sent in our group chat, and some of my cringey FB statuses from the years 2008-2014. Stay tuned for that!
My goal now is to become a certified sleep and anxiety coach and as part of that I developed a mini STRESS FREE SLEEP email course.
I highly suggest checking it out if you struggle with sleep and panic.
Buy me a coffee if you liked this blog.
And if you're a parent, check out my parenting guide Now What? Mindful Parenting Checklists for Life’s Hard Moments.
| | Lauren Barrett is a multi-passionate mom working to help all people become their best selves and build positive relationships with the people around them. She has a degree in deaf education and a Master’s in Reading Education. She is a high school teacher of the Deaf and hard-of-hearing, a former cross country coach, a writer/author, and a full time mom to an amazing 5-year old. Lauren is a 3x author, including children’s book,Henry’s Hiccups, and parenting guide Now What? Mindful Checklists for Life’s Hard Parenting Moments. She is a blogger at Lauren Barrett Writes. Currently, she is grieving her loving mom’s unexpected death and devoting her time to helping people learn about grief, insomnia, and anxiety in honor of her mom. She loves her faith, running, visiting MLB stadiums with her husband, chocolate, scrapbooking, pretending she would actually do well on the Amazing Race, re-watching The Office, listening to Bobby Bones, and helping out all moms. She lives in North Carolina with her husband, James, and son, Henry. Follow her on her blog and get her free kind for sleep and anxiety, Stress Free Sleep. |
After my letdown visit to Indiana Dunes National Park, I was thrilled to head to one of the mighty Out West parks.
Crater Lake National Park.
A running joke in our family is my dad coming up to a vista and spreading out his arms saying, "BEHOLD" as he viewed the splendor and the glorious sights below.
Crater Lake is literally the epitome of doing that.
"The Deep Blue Lake" is really a sight to behold when you first happen upon it and, as the deepest lake (1,949 feet) in the United States, I really suggest soaking this lake in on your next visit to Oregon, both literally and figuratively.
Crater Lake National Park.
A running joke in our family is my dad coming up to a vista and spreading out his arms saying, "BEHOLD" as he viewed the splendor and the glorious sights below.
Crater Lake is literally the epitome of doing that.
"The Deep Blue Lake" is really a sight to behold when you first happen upon it and, as the deepest lake (1,949 feet) in the United States, I really suggest soaking this lake in on your next visit to Oregon, both literally and figuratively.
 Park Entrance |  Watchman Lookout |  Henry's snowman on Watchman Peak Trail |
A Brief History of Crater Lake
I like history, but I'm really not the type that learns the history of the national parks when I visit them. Just give me all the sights, hiking, and activities, and I'm good.
However, Crater Lake has an interesting story.
Mount Mazama, a 12,000 ft. volcano, erupted 7,700 year ago destroying much in the way of its path and forming Crater Lake. Technically the lake itself is a caldera, a lake that fills a large volcanic depression, but the signs and advertisement were already printed for Crater Lake, and, well, money talks. Plus Crater Lake sounds better than Caldera Lake.
The lake has no visible inlets or outlets, essentially no rivers run into it or out of it.
For centuries, the Klamath and Modoc people, the Yahooskin Band of Northern Paiute Indians, and the Cow Creek Band of Umpqua Indians have maintained deep ties to what is now Crater Lake National Park. Their ancestors witnessed the collapse of Mount Mazama.
In the 1850's, pioneers began exploring the west and looking for gold. These explorers stumbled about Crater Lake and deemed it the bluest water they had ever seen.
In 1870, a young man from Kansas named William Gladstone Steel unwrapped his lunch, carefully contained in a newspaper. As he ate, he read an article about an unusual lake in Oregon. The story sparked Steel’s imagination and he vowed to see the lake for himself someday. Two years later, Steel’s family moved to Portland, Oregon; but another thirteen years passed before Steel finally gazed upon the beauty of Crater Lake. He was so moved that he decided that it should forever be a public park. His seventeen year quest to see Crater Lake established as a national park had begun.
Now, Crater Lake receives 500,000 visitors each year.
However, Crater Lake has an interesting story.
Mount Mazama, a 12,000 ft. volcano, erupted 7,700 year ago destroying much in the way of its path and forming Crater Lake. Technically the lake itself is a caldera, a lake that fills a large volcanic depression, but the signs and advertisement were already printed for Crater Lake, and, well, money talks. Plus Crater Lake sounds better than Caldera Lake.
The lake has no visible inlets or outlets, essentially no rivers run into it or out of it.
For centuries, the Klamath and Modoc people, the Yahooskin Band of Northern Paiute Indians, and the Cow Creek Band of Umpqua Indians have maintained deep ties to what is now Crater Lake National Park. Their ancestors witnessed the collapse of Mount Mazama.
In the 1850's, pioneers began exploring the west and looking for gold. These explorers stumbled about Crater Lake and deemed it the bluest water they had ever seen.
In 1870, a young man from Kansas named William Gladstone Steel unwrapped his lunch, carefully contained in a newspaper. As he ate, he read an article about an unusual lake in Oregon. The story sparked Steel’s imagination and he vowed to see the lake for himself someday. Two years later, Steel’s family moved to Portland, Oregon; but another thirteen years passed before Steel finally gazed upon the beauty of Crater Lake. He was so moved that he decided that it should forever be a public park. His seventeen year quest to see Crater Lake established as a national park had begun.
Now, Crater Lake receives 500,000 visitors each year.
 Cleetwood Cove Trail |  Boat Tour |
A 1-Day Guide to Crater Lake National Park
We stayed at Sunriver Resort in Sunriver, Oregon. Crater Lake is an almost two hour drive from the resort. We rented a car for the day and made the trek.
I first suggested stopping at Rim Village where you can eat, use the restroom, and check out the gear and shop. If you have the time and are looking for a more leisurely visit, do the 33-mile scenic Rim Drive which takes you around the lake and offers many panoramic and lake views.
We only did part of the drive and decided to do a hike instead, The Watchman Peak Trail. This 1.7 mile out-and-back trail leads you up a moderately challenging, steep path that leads you to one of the best views of the lake and Wizard Island, a volcano within a volcano.
I wouldn't necessarily consider this a kid-friendly hike, but if we weren't pressed for time, I think my son would have made it up and back. He lingered back with my dad, and the two of them made snowmen with the unmelted snow which many people stopped to take pictures with.
We were on a schedule because we had signed up to take the Standard Boat Tour. To do any of the boat tours require you to hike 1.1 miles down a steep incline called Cleetwood Cove Trail. Just remember what goes down must go back up!
We made it with plenty of time! Some people were nearly running down, and we were afraid they would trip and fall just to make it in time.
MY HONEST REVIEW OF THE BOAT TOUR: 3.5/5 stars
Yes, I'm glad we did it. Like any guided tours from national park be prepared for corny and kitschy jokes that kids will like but leave the adults groaning (or laughing like I did at how stupid they were). But we did learn a lot and got up close and personal with sights like Wizard Island, the Devil's Backbone, The Old Man at the Sea, Pumice Castle, Phantom Ship, and more. From this vantage point of the lake, you can really see just how magnificently blue and majestic the lake is. Plus, we even got to fill up our water bottles with lake water. It's that pure!
The downfall was that it was two hours and with the up and down hike, this took up a majority of our time at the park which was really okay with us. I could spend a lot of time looking at the lake from above, but I liked doing something different than just taking in different views of the same thing from the Rim Drive. However, I think they could shorten the tour to an hour.
I also agree with my brother that the tour was a little more academic and scientific than I would care for. It was a hot day and when we idled, we couldn't catch a breeze. Cruising across the water was refreshing and relaxing. I would have liked more of that.
Afterwards, dip your toes in the freezing water, and if you're daring actually get in!
The hike up is challenging! Beware. We saw many people struggling. However, reaching the top felt like an accomplishment, and I was proud of my 5-year-old for making it up.
By this point, we were tired, dirty, and hungry and decided to call it a day. We felt like we had seen all that we wanted to see and left satisfied and satiated.
So far this park ranks 6 out of the 16 parks I have been to. Check out the parks here.
I first suggested stopping at Rim Village where you can eat, use the restroom, and check out the gear and shop. If you have the time and are looking for a more leisurely visit, do the 33-mile scenic Rim Drive which takes you around the lake and offers many panoramic and lake views.
We only did part of the drive and decided to do a hike instead, The Watchman Peak Trail. This 1.7 mile out-and-back trail leads you up a moderately challenging, steep path that leads you to one of the best views of the lake and Wizard Island, a volcano within a volcano.
I wouldn't necessarily consider this a kid-friendly hike, but if we weren't pressed for time, I think my son would have made it up and back. He lingered back with my dad, and the two of them made snowmen with the unmelted snow which many people stopped to take pictures with.
We were on a schedule because we had signed up to take the Standard Boat Tour. To do any of the boat tours require you to hike 1.1 miles down a steep incline called Cleetwood Cove Trail. Just remember what goes down must go back up!
We made it with plenty of time! Some people were nearly running down, and we were afraid they would trip and fall just to make it in time.
MY HONEST REVIEW OF THE BOAT TOUR: 3.5/5 stars
Yes, I'm glad we did it. Like any guided tours from national park be prepared for corny and kitschy jokes that kids will like but leave the adults groaning (or laughing like I did at how stupid they were). But we did learn a lot and got up close and personal with sights like Wizard Island, the Devil's Backbone, The Old Man at the Sea, Pumice Castle, Phantom Ship, and more. From this vantage point of the lake, you can really see just how magnificently blue and majestic the lake is. Plus, we even got to fill up our water bottles with lake water. It's that pure!
The downfall was that it was two hours and with the up and down hike, this took up a majority of our time at the park which was really okay with us. I could spend a lot of time looking at the lake from above, but I liked doing something different than just taking in different views of the same thing from the Rim Drive. However, I think they could shorten the tour to an hour.
I also agree with my brother that the tour was a little more academic and scientific than I would care for. It was a hot day and when we idled, we couldn't catch a breeze. Cruising across the water was refreshing and relaxing. I would have liked more of that.
Afterwards, dip your toes in the freezing water, and if you're daring actually get in!
The hike up is challenging! Beware. We saw many people struggling. However, reaching the top felt like an accomplishment, and I was proud of my 5-year-old for making it up.
By this point, we were tired, dirty, and hungry and decided to call it a day. We felt like we had seen all that we wanted to see and left satisfied and satiated.
So far this park ranks 6 out of the 16 parks I have been to. Check out the parks here.
 Old Man at the Sea |  Phantom Ship |
 Waterfalls on the lake |  The clear waters of the lake |
READ MORE ABOUT MY TRAVELS TO NATIONAL PARKS HERE
My goal now is to become a certified sleep and anxiety coach and as part of that I developed a mini STRESS FREE SLEEP email course.
I highly suggest checking it out if you struggle with sleep and panic.
Buy me a coffee if you liked this blog.
And if you're a parent, check out my parenting guide Now What? Mindful Parenting Checklists for Life’s Hard Moments.
| | Lauren Barrett is a multi-passionate mom working to help all people become their best selves and build positive relationships with the people around them. She has a degree in deaf education and a Master’s in Reading Education. She is a high school teacher of the Deaf and hard-of-hearing, a former cross country coach, a writer/author, and a full time mom to an amazing 4-year old. Lauren is a 3x author, including children’s book,Henry’s Hiccups, and parenting guideNow What? Mindful Checklists for Life’s Hard Parenting Moments. She is a blogger atLauren Barrett Writes. Currently, she is grieving her loving mom’s unexpected death and devoting her time to helping people learn about grief, insomnia, and anxiety in honor of her mom. She loves her faith, running, visiting MLB stadiums with her husband, chocolate, scrapbooking, pretending she would actually do well on the Amazing Race, re-watching The Office, listening to Bobby Bones, and helping out all moms. She lives in North Carolina with her husband, James, and son, Henry. Follow her on her blog and get her free kind for sleep and anxiety, Stress Free Sleep. |
*This blog is satire. Someone should really check up on Gary, Indiana and maybe pour an iota of a care into the city. Also, I respect the National Park System and their efforts to preserve land, but maybe, you know, just put a little * after Indiana Dunes National Park as a disclaimer that this park stinks. *
On a recent trip to Chicago, I was determined to get to Indiana Dunes National Park to check off another national park on my list.
The last time in the Windy City didn't go as planned. This time was going to be different. When my husband's company announced that their annual team building work event would be in Chicago, I jumped on the opportunity to tag along because a.) My brother lives there and b.) I could see the Dunes.
I was ready.
The last time in the Windy City didn't go as planned. This time was going to be different. When my husband's company announced that their annual team building work event would be in Chicago, I jumped on the opportunity to tag along because a.) My brother lives there and b.) I could see the Dunes.
I was ready.
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Getting to the Dunes
I was not ready. The proverbial travel gods were out to get us again.
My brother told us about Zip Car and how you could rent a car the day of your travel. That didn't work. We checked Uber/Lyft. Too expensive. We looked into public transportation. It would take too long. We researched Enterprise. No cars left.
Things were looking dire when I found an app called Go Around and after filling out tons of paperwork and unknowingly putting down a $1000 deposit that I'm still waiting to get back (4 more days until it should come back into our bank account) I was able to rent a luxurious Hyundai Sonata that only had one major dent and no more than 50 scratches from a part of town which had a large amount of police presence which I walked to by myself under skies that threatened to rain at any minute.
I picked up my dad, and we were off.
If you ever visit Indiana Dunes National Park, the drive there is worth the trip.
We followed a scenic route along the highway. The wonderful views of abandoned factories and industrial wastelands really popped against Lake Michigan in the background. There were so many of them that I was sad when they ended and we entered into Gary, Indiana.
But hark! I shouldn't have been so disheartened. The vibrant, bustling city of Gary, Indiana really pinged at my dopamine levels.
Who knew there could be so many different types of grays!? The peeling corporate gray paint from one building really meshed with the glacier gray of the abandoned building right next to it. And the moon gray dilapidated house really stood out next to the pure gray apartment complex's broken windows.
We were highly disappointed when our sturdy rental car didn't break down in the city, for we would have loved to have spent more time in Garish Gary. Oh well, maybe next time.
My brother told us about Zip Car and how you could rent a car the day of your travel. That didn't work. We checked Uber/Lyft. Too expensive. We looked into public transportation. It would take too long. We researched Enterprise. No cars left.
Things were looking dire when I found an app called Go Around and after filling out tons of paperwork and unknowingly putting down a $1000 deposit that I'm still waiting to get back (4 more days until it should come back into our bank account) I was able to rent a luxurious Hyundai Sonata that only had one major dent and no more than 50 scratches from a part of town which had a large amount of police presence which I walked to by myself under skies that threatened to rain at any minute.
I picked up my dad, and we were off.
If you ever visit Indiana Dunes National Park, the drive there is worth the trip.
We followed a scenic route along the highway. The wonderful views of abandoned factories and industrial wastelands really popped against Lake Michigan in the background. There were so many of them that I was sad when they ended and we entered into Gary, Indiana.
But hark! I shouldn't have been so disheartened. The vibrant, bustling city of Gary, Indiana really pinged at my dopamine levels.
Who knew there could be so many different types of grays!? The peeling corporate gray paint from one building really meshed with the glacier gray of the abandoned building right next to it. And the moon gray dilapidated house really stood out next to the pure gray apartment complex's broken windows.
We were highly disappointed when our sturdy rental car didn't break down in the city, for we would have loved to have spent more time in Garish Gary. Oh well, maybe next time.
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Indiana Dunes National Park
I was in no way confused by the fact that after barely leaving Gary, Indiana we arrived at a national park.
Much like Yosemite and the Grand Canyon and Arches, Indiana Dunes National Park really stood out and could hold its own.
Upon walking out onto the beach of Lake Michigan, we were greeted with the Chicago skyline directly in front of us.
And behold! What's this? Factories to the left of me. Factories to the right. Here I am stuck in the middle with what I'm sure is clean water to swim in.
My dad and I soaked in the sights and inhaled the fresh air for about an hour on the beach before deciding that the beauty was too enchanting, and we just had to switch to a different activity.
Before beginning our hike, we got to witness a show. A drunk lady accused a man and his children of theft (they weren't white). The man was emptying out all of his things and pleading with her that he didn't steal anything. A MAGA hat wearer with a bald eagle on his shirt stood nearby with his hand inching closer to his non-concealed weapon. After a lot of heated words, the fight disbanded, and I applauded everyone for being respectful and not overreacting.
Then, we hiked Dunes Succession Hike. Do not let the name of dunes in the hike and park fool you. You CANNOT actually walk on or slide down the dunes or experience any pleasure of sand dunes like you can at other places that have dunes that ARE NOT national parks. We weren't disappointed.
The .9 mile hike leads you up stairs for a better view of the lake next to the factories and then winds into the forest and finally ends on the beach.
We, then, left and headed back to Chicago where we visited Barstool Headquarters, and we did the Yak Gauntlet.
I looked up the rest of the park, and I really don't think we missed much. In all seriousness, I would never recommend taking a trip solely to this park. I wouldn't even recommend doing a daytrip here from Chicago if you happen to be in the city. This park was merely a checkoff for me and not worth the nearly $150 I spent getting there (not to mention the $1000 deposit that for the love of God I better get back).
Much like Yosemite and the Grand Canyon and Arches, Indiana Dunes National Park really stood out and could hold its own.
Upon walking out onto the beach of Lake Michigan, we were greeted with the Chicago skyline directly in front of us.
And behold! What's this? Factories to the left of me. Factories to the right. Here I am stuck in the middle with what I'm sure is clean water to swim in.
My dad and I soaked in the sights and inhaled the fresh air for about an hour on the beach before deciding that the beauty was too enchanting, and we just had to switch to a different activity.
Before beginning our hike, we got to witness a show. A drunk lady accused a man and his children of theft (they weren't white). The man was emptying out all of his things and pleading with her that he didn't steal anything. A MAGA hat wearer with a bald eagle on his shirt stood nearby with his hand inching closer to his non-concealed weapon. After a lot of heated words, the fight disbanded, and I applauded everyone for being respectful and not overreacting.
Then, we hiked Dunes Succession Hike. Do not let the name of dunes in the hike and park fool you. You CANNOT actually walk on or slide down the dunes or experience any pleasure of sand dunes like you can at other places that have dunes that ARE NOT national parks. We weren't disappointed.
The .9 mile hike leads you up stairs for a better view of the lake next to the factories and then winds into the forest and finally ends on the beach.
We, then, left and headed back to Chicago where we visited Barstool Headquarters, and we did the Yak Gauntlet.
I looked up the rest of the park, and I really don't think we missed much. In all seriousness, I would never recommend taking a trip solely to this park. I wouldn't even recommend doing a daytrip here from Chicago if you happen to be in the city. This park was merely a checkoff for me and not worth the nearly $150 I spent getting there (not to mention the $1000 deposit that for the love of God I better get back).
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My goal now is to become a certified sleep and anxiety coach and as part of that I developed a mini STRESS FREE SLEEP email course.
I highly suggest checking it out if you struggle with sleep and panic.
Buy me a coffee if you liked this blog.
And if you're a parent, check out my parenting guide Now What? Mindful Parenting Checklists for Life’s Hard Moments.
I highly suggest checking it out if you struggle with sleep and panic.
Buy me a coffee if you liked this blog.
And if you're a parent, check out my parenting guide Now What? Mindful Parenting Checklists for Life’s Hard Moments.
| | Lauren Barrett is a multi-passionate mom working to help all people become their best selves and build positive relationships with the people around them. She has a degree in deaf education and a Master’s in Reading Education. She is a high school teacher of the Deaf and hard-of-hearing, a former cross country coach, a writer/author, and a full time mom to an amazing 4-year old. Lauren is a 3x author, including children’s book,Henry’s Hiccups, and parenting guideNow What? Mindful Checklists for Life’s Hard Parenting Moments. She is a blogger atLauren Barrett Writes. Currently, she is grieving her loving mom’s unexpected death and devoting her time to helping people learn about grief, insomnia, and anxiety in honor of her mom. She loves her faith, running, visiting MLB stadiums with her husband, chocolate, scrapbooking, pretending she would actually do well on the Amazing Race, re-watching The Office, listening to Bobby Bones, and helping out all moms. She lives in North Carolina with her husband, James, and son, Henry. Follow her on her blog and get her free kind for sleep and anxiety, Stress Free Sleep. |
5:45 AM: My alarm goes off and for a few seconds I’m groggy and have no idea what is happening.
5:45.30 AM: I figure out that the cacophonous clanging sound is my alarm, and I work to disassemble it.
5:46 AM: My brain is settled now, and I take a few deep breaths getting ready to tackle the day.
5:47 AM: I remember. I used to remember the exact moment I woke up — the realization crashing upon me like a wave during a treacherous storm. Now, I’m up to two minutes. I don’t know if that should make me proud or disconcerted. Proud that I’m getting better. Or disconcerted that she is slipping further from me.
5:48 AM: My mom is dead. I say that phrase many times throughout the day. Sometimes those four words stab me in the heart. Other times, I say it matter of factly like I do every morning. It’s my true alarm. It wakes me up every day, and I roll those words around on my tongue a few times to see how it makes me feel. At this point in the day, it is what is. Nothing I can do about it. I reach for my phone to play my morning word games and puzzles.
5:55 AM: I get out of bed and read a page from my daily grief reflections. I force the words to comfort me. Sometimes they really do.
5:57 AM: I write down four things I am grateful for. Each day, I struggle to come up with something other than my mom.
7:00 AM: I won’t bore you with the minute details of how I arrive to work each day, but by 7:00 AM I arrive at my classroom, and I oblige to the fact that life has to go on, and I must participate in it as if the worst thing to ever happen to me hadn’t happened.
7:15 AM: I jot down a few things to my mom in the journal I keep of all the things I wish I could say to her. I close it and store it away before any of my students arrive.
7:25 AM — 10:30 AM: I’m distracted with teaching my 1st and 2nd periods. We joke. We laugh. We have fun. I push them to think and build a growth mindset. I encourage them to show resilience. I feel my purpose here on earth.
10:35 AM: My first break of the day. I log into Instagram. The algorithm knows I’m grieving and spoon feeds me reels and posts filled with sad quotes, inspiring messages from our long-lost loved ones, and relatable anecdotes about grief. Some days I want to read them all. Some days I scroll past them. The students, who eat lunch in my classroom, disturb me from my thoughts, and I put on a smile when I see them. It’s not fake. Yes, I’m sad, but I’m also happy to see them and want them to feel welcome in my room. My mom always made everyone feel welcome.
11:15 AM: I’m in 3rd period. I’m helping a student. I have a good example to help clarify the point of a question. The example involves my mom. I debate whether to tell it. A griever is always cognizant of whether she is bringing up her loved one and the death too much. The burden is placed on me and how, at all costs, I must avoid making the nongriever feel awkward or uncomfortable by my grief, pain, and sadness.
11:16 AM: My internal debate concludes, and I tell the story of my mom, but I make a joke to keep it light. It’s best for everyone involved.
12:44 PM: It’s the first time of the school day that I’m truly alone. My planning period. I collapse into my chair and stare at the picture of my mom on my phone. I shake my head. I don’t have time for this. I have work to do.
1:33 PM: A student comes into my classroom to say “hi.” He’s one of a few students who actually asks how I am doing and about my mom. I could cry and hug him when he does. I refrain.
3:00 PM: I arrive home from the school day and immediately go for a run. It’s my free therapy. Being outside and exercising is sustaining me. I don’t want to say that it is the one thing helping me from spiraling into a deep depression. It’s not. I have other things. But it’s pretty high up on the list.
3:26 PM: I finish up my run and go inside to stretch. I see one of the pictures of my mom we have framed. I really look at it. And that’s when it hits me all over again. She’s never coming back. It’s a weird feeling that only grievers can truly understand. I know that she’s dead but there’s a part of me that sometimes doesn’t grasp the full meaning of the word. I guess because society doesn’t do so well when talking about grief or death. I know I’m not alone. I saw an Instagram reel stating this exact same thing.
3:27 PM: A flood of memories of my mom awash me. They are so vivid that it’s so hard to comprehend that she isn’t on this earth anymore and that I’m never going to get to experience something as simple as calling her on the phone or seeing her walk into my house ever again. I allow these intense moments to overcome me. Fleetingly.
4:00 PM: I pick up my son. He’s five. He makes everything better. Except I hate that my mom is not here here to hear and see all the funny and wise things he says and does.
6:30–8:00 PM: Every Thursday, I go to grief group. I’m the youngest there, but I don’t mind. There is something reassuring about being around these sad souls. We all have a different story. A different reason for being there. Yet, we are all bound by a common bond — grief. I don’t talk too much. I prefer to listen, but I cry alongside their pain.
8:30 PM: I arrive home. My son has been waiting for me to put him to bed. I still have to make lunches and clean up. That’s the hard thing about grief. You still have to do the everyday things on top of wrestling with your grief. It’s paradoxical. On the one hand, the minutiae of life keep me busy and distracted from wallowing in my grief. On the other hand, a simple task can seem so daunting and overwhelming when grief consumes me.
8:46 PM: I’ve finally settled into the rocking chair in my son’s room, and we read two books followed by prayers. My son talks to Grandma. I tear up every time and give praise that he still remembers her and cares enough to talk to her. I fear for the day that he won’t.
9:00 PM — 9:30 PM: I spend some time with my husband watching a funny show. Funny shows are good. Funny shows are safe. Except they remind me of my mom, and I can’t call her anymore to laugh about them together. So much reminds me of her.
9:35 PM: I go up to get ready for bed. Most nights I spend whimpering alone as the weight of it all overcomes me. I take out my journal to write to her if it gets too heavy.
10:00 PM: Another day. Another day without her. Sometimes I feel sorry for myself. Other times I’m thankful. Not thankful that she died but thankful for the new perspective on life. For the newfound insights and the greater zest, I have to live life with purpose, compassion, and empathy in honor of my mom.
10:15 PM: I drift off to sleep and pray that I see my mom in my dreams before I wake up and do this day all over again.
5:45.30 AM: I figure out that the cacophonous clanging sound is my alarm, and I work to disassemble it.
5:46 AM: My brain is settled now, and I take a few deep breaths getting ready to tackle the day.
5:47 AM: I remember. I used to remember the exact moment I woke up — the realization crashing upon me like a wave during a treacherous storm. Now, I’m up to two minutes. I don’t know if that should make me proud or disconcerted. Proud that I’m getting better. Or disconcerted that she is slipping further from me.
5:48 AM: My mom is dead. I say that phrase many times throughout the day. Sometimes those four words stab me in the heart. Other times, I say it matter of factly like I do every morning. It’s my true alarm. It wakes me up every day, and I roll those words around on my tongue a few times to see how it makes me feel. At this point in the day, it is what is. Nothing I can do about it. I reach for my phone to play my morning word games and puzzles.
5:55 AM: I get out of bed and read a page from my daily grief reflections. I force the words to comfort me. Sometimes they really do.
5:57 AM: I write down four things I am grateful for. Each day, I struggle to come up with something other than my mom.
7:00 AM: I won’t bore you with the minute details of how I arrive to work each day, but by 7:00 AM I arrive at my classroom, and I oblige to the fact that life has to go on, and I must participate in it as if the worst thing to ever happen to me hadn’t happened.
7:15 AM: I jot down a few things to my mom in the journal I keep of all the things I wish I could say to her. I close it and store it away before any of my students arrive.
7:25 AM — 10:30 AM: I’m distracted with teaching my 1st and 2nd periods. We joke. We laugh. We have fun. I push them to think and build a growth mindset. I encourage them to show resilience. I feel my purpose here on earth.
10:35 AM: My first break of the day. I log into Instagram. The algorithm knows I’m grieving and spoon feeds me reels and posts filled with sad quotes, inspiring messages from our long-lost loved ones, and relatable anecdotes about grief. Some days I want to read them all. Some days I scroll past them. The students, who eat lunch in my classroom, disturb me from my thoughts, and I put on a smile when I see them. It’s not fake. Yes, I’m sad, but I’m also happy to see them and want them to feel welcome in my room. My mom always made everyone feel welcome.
11:15 AM: I’m in 3rd period. I’m helping a student. I have a good example to help clarify the point of a question. The example involves my mom. I debate whether to tell it. A griever is always cognizant of whether she is bringing up her loved one and the death too much. The burden is placed on me and how, at all costs, I must avoid making the nongriever feel awkward or uncomfortable by my grief, pain, and sadness.
11:16 AM: My internal debate concludes, and I tell the story of my mom, but I make a joke to keep it light. It’s best for everyone involved.
12:44 PM: It’s the first time of the school day that I’m truly alone. My planning period. I collapse into my chair and stare at the picture of my mom on my phone. I shake my head. I don’t have time for this. I have work to do.
1:33 PM: A student comes into my classroom to say “hi.” He’s one of a few students who actually asks how I am doing and about my mom. I could cry and hug him when he does. I refrain.
3:00 PM: I arrive home from the school day and immediately go for a run. It’s my free therapy. Being outside and exercising is sustaining me. I don’t want to say that it is the one thing helping me from spiraling into a deep depression. It’s not. I have other things. But it’s pretty high up on the list.
3:26 PM: I finish up my run and go inside to stretch. I see one of the pictures of my mom we have framed. I really look at it. And that’s when it hits me all over again. She’s never coming back. It’s a weird feeling that only grievers can truly understand. I know that she’s dead but there’s a part of me that sometimes doesn’t grasp the full meaning of the word. I guess because society doesn’t do so well when talking about grief or death. I know I’m not alone. I saw an Instagram reel stating this exact same thing.
3:27 PM: A flood of memories of my mom awash me. They are so vivid that it’s so hard to comprehend that she isn’t on this earth anymore and that I’m never going to get to experience something as simple as calling her on the phone or seeing her walk into my house ever again. I allow these intense moments to overcome me. Fleetingly.
4:00 PM: I pick up my son. He’s five. He makes everything better. Except I hate that my mom is not here here to hear and see all the funny and wise things he says and does.
6:30–8:00 PM: Every Thursday, I go to grief group. I’m the youngest there, but I don’t mind. There is something reassuring about being around these sad souls. We all have a different story. A different reason for being there. Yet, we are all bound by a common bond — grief. I don’t talk too much. I prefer to listen, but I cry alongside their pain.
8:30 PM: I arrive home. My son has been waiting for me to put him to bed. I still have to make lunches and clean up. That’s the hard thing about grief. You still have to do the everyday things on top of wrestling with your grief. It’s paradoxical. On the one hand, the minutiae of life keep me busy and distracted from wallowing in my grief. On the other hand, a simple task can seem so daunting and overwhelming when grief consumes me.
8:46 PM: I’ve finally settled into the rocking chair in my son’s room, and we read two books followed by prayers. My son talks to Grandma. I tear up every time and give praise that he still remembers her and cares enough to talk to her. I fear for the day that he won’t.
9:00 PM — 9:30 PM: I spend some time with my husband watching a funny show. Funny shows are good. Funny shows are safe. Except they remind me of my mom, and I can’t call her anymore to laugh about them together. So much reminds me of her.
9:35 PM: I go up to get ready for bed. Most nights I spend whimpering alone as the weight of it all overcomes me. I take out my journal to write to her if it gets too heavy.
10:00 PM: Another day. Another day without her. Sometimes I feel sorry for myself. Other times I’m thankful. Not thankful that she died but thankful for the new perspective on life. For the newfound insights and the greater zest, I have to live life with purpose, compassion, and empathy in honor of my mom.
10:15 PM: I drift off to sleep and pray that I see my mom in my dreams before I wake up and do this day all over again.
My goal now is to become a certified sleep and anxiety coach and as part of that I developed a mini STRESS FREE SLEEP email course.
I highly suggest checking it out if you struggle with sleep and panic.
Buy me a coffee if you liked this blog.
And if you're a parent, check out my parenting guide Now What? Mindful Parenting Checklists for Life’s Hard Moments.
I highly suggest checking it out if you struggle with sleep and panic.
Buy me a coffee if you liked this blog.
And if you're a parent, check out my parenting guide Now What? Mindful Parenting Checklists for Life’s Hard Moments.
| | Lauren Barrett is a multi-passionate mom working to help all people become their best selves and build positive relationships with the people around them. She has a degree in deaf education and a Master’s in Reading Education. She is a high school teacher of the Deaf and hard-of-hearing, a former cross country coach, a writer/author, and a full time mom to an amazing 4-year old. Lauren is a 3x author, including children’s book,Henry’s Hiccups, and parenting guideNow What? Mindful Checklists for Life’s Hard Parenting Moments. She is a blogger atLauren Barrett Writes. Currently, she is grieving her loving mom’s unexpected death and devoting her time to helping people learn about grief, insomnia, and anxiety in honor of her mom. She loves her faith, running, visiting MLB stadiums with her husband, chocolate, scrapbooking, pretending she would actually do well on the Amazing Race, re-watching The Office, listening to Bobby Bones, and helping out all moms. She lives in North Carolina with her husband, James, and son, Henry. Follow her on her blog and get her free kind for sleep and anxiety, Stress Free Sleep. |
On a recent trip to Miami for my Spring Break, we had the opportunity to not only take in the city but also two national parks and a major league baseball stadium.
How could we possibly fit all of that in within four days without feeling swamped? Read on to find out the 305 charmed its way into our hearts.
'll be honest I didn't think Miami would be a city I liked, but I was wrong. Among the glitz, glam, and luxury, there is still plenty to do for adventure seekers, nature lovers, and laid back people like my husband and me.
We flew into Miami from Raleigh on an early Tuesday morning and flew back early Saturday morning. We stayed at the Roami at Metro Park - a vacation rental hotel like site near LoanDepot Park. We mostly utilized Ubers/Lyfts, but we did rent a car through Turo for one day to go to the Everglades.
Here's our itinerary...
Day 1
Flying these days often leaves the traveler in a pickle. The best flights are really early in the morning, but you're left with a lot of time to kill before you can check into your accommodations.
Don't waste the day!
We checked our luggage in with one of the many luggage drop off sites in the city. Then, we made our way to Bayfront Park. This is a perfect place to come with family, friends, or even alone. It's an outdoor shopping, dining, and recreational area.
We dined at La Industria Bakery and Cafe where we had a surprise guest appearance by the owner and singer, Nicky Jam (I had no idea who he was either). Most restaurants in Miami are expensive but at this restaurant you do get a lot for you buck.
With hours to kill, we perched right up on the pier to people watch, sit by the water, and drink. We were not disappointed. Many boat, jet, and party expeditions leave from this area.
Finally, it was time to check in and we ended up having dinner in the neighborhood at a Nicaraguan restaurant.
Don't waste the day!
We checked our luggage in with one of the many luggage drop off sites in the city. Then, we made our way to Bayfront Park. This is a perfect place to come with family, friends, or even alone. It's an outdoor shopping, dining, and recreational area.
We dined at La Industria Bakery and Cafe where we had a surprise guest appearance by the owner and singer, Nicky Jam (I had no idea who he was either). Most restaurants in Miami are expensive but at this restaurant you do get a lot for you buck.
With hours to kill, we perched right up on the pier to people watch, sit by the water, and drink. We were not disappointed. Many boat, jet, and party expeditions leave from this area.
Finally, it was time to check in and we ended up having dinner in the neighborhood at a Nicaraguan restaurant.
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Day 2
We spent the morning relaxing and then by the afternoon we made our way to Key Biscayne and Virginia Key Islands.
We had lunch at the Rusty Pelican which was delicious. I had fish tacos and two bellinis. This restaurant is right by the water, and I've heard they do a pretty good Saturday brunch.
The island has beaches and plenty of bike rentals. Our plan was to rent bikes and pedal to one of the beaches, but they had banned anyone from getting in the water because of bacteria. So we just rented bikes and drove around the island on the many bike paths. We had a blast!
Dinner that night was at Seaspice. It's located on the Miami River and has a really good vibe on top of good food. I got a lobster salad. We got to enjoy our dinner watching all the yachts and boats sail by and then dock for dinner. I highly recommend.
We had lunch at the Rusty Pelican which was delicious. I had fish tacos and two bellinis. This restaurant is right by the water, and I've heard they do a pretty good Saturday brunch.
The island has beaches and plenty of bike rentals. Our plan was to rent bikes and pedal to one of the beaches, but they had banned anyone from getting in the water because of bacteria. So we just rented bikes and drove around the island on the many bike paths. We had a blast!
Dinner that night was at Seaspice. It's located on the Miami River and has a really good vibe on top of good food. I got a lobster salad. We got to enjoy our dinner watching all the yachts and boats sail by and then dock for dinner. I highly recommend.
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Day 3
This day was our busy day. We easily got our rental car and then drove to Everglades Safari Park, about 30 minutes away. Here, you can purchase tickets for an airboat ride that runs from 9:30-4:30. They have a boat that leaves about every half hour.
The airboat takes you into Everglades National Park and through the swamps. It's about an hour long and while doesn't guarantee alligator sightings, we saw at least 5 crocs. The whole downside is if you don't get an end or front seat, your view is obstructed unless you stretch your neck or stand. Still worth it though.
Your tickets also grants you access to an alligator show and the nature walk. The park also has a restaurant, gift shop, and restroom facilities.
It took awhile for us to get back because of traffic for Opening Day, so we didn't have too much time to get ready for our sunset cruise. We ubered to Coconut Grove, where our cruise was leaving. There was a Fresh Market there, so we were able to purchase small snacks for the cruise.
The cruise is through the Biscayne National Park Institute. James and I were the only two that booked that evening, so we had the whole boat to ourselves which was REALLY NICE! We had two captains on board. One was the navigator and the other popped in to give us history lessons of the park.
Since we didn't have much time in Miami, we decided that this cruise was our best chance to cross Biscayne National Park off our national park list. Biscayne National Park is 95% water, so the best way to see the park is by boat. I've heard they have good snorkeling too, but we are going to save that activity for when we go to Dry Torgutas.
The tour was about two hours long. We saw dolphins. Soldier Key. Stiltsville. And the sun set over the Miami skyline. 100% recommend!
Also, Coconut Grove is a nice area and our dinner at Bayshore Club was top notch. Such great atmosphere and food. My friend and her fiance drove down from Pompano Beach. The restaurant is located mostly outdoors under an awning with a gigantic bar in the middle. TVs are all around and there is a lawn with cabanas and live music. Two thumbs up!
The airboat takes you into Everglades National Park and through the swamps. It's about an hour long and while doesn't guarantee alligator sightings, we saw at least 5 crocs. The whole downside is if you don't get an end or front seat, your view is obstructed unless you stretch your neck or stand. Still worth it though.
Your tickets also grants you access to an alligator show and the nature walk. The park also has a restaurant, gift shop, and restroom facilities.
It took awhile for us to get back because of traffic for Opening Day, so we didn't have too much time to get ready for our sunset cruise. We ubered to Coconut Grove, where our cruise was leaving. There was a Fresh Market there, so we were able to purchase small snacks for the cruise.
The cruise is through the Biscayne National Park Institute. James and I were the only two that booked that evening, so we had the whole boat to ourselves which was REALLY NICE! We had two captains on board. One was the navigator and the other popped in to give us history lessons of the park.
Since we didn't have much time in Miami, we decided that this cruise was our best chance to cross Biscayne National Park off our national park list. Biscayne National Park is 95% water, so the best way to see the park is by boat. I've heard they have good snorkeling too, but we are going to save that activity for when we go to Dry Torgutas.
The tour was about two hours long. We saw dolphins. Soldier Key. Stiltsville. And the sun set over the Miami skyline. 100% recommend!
Also, Coconut Grove is a nice area and our dinner at Bayshore Club was top notch. Such great atmosphere and food. My friend and her fiance drove down from Pompano Beach. The restaurant is located mostly outdoors under an awning with a gigantic bar in the middle. TVs are all around and there is a lawn with cabanas and live music. Two thumbs up!
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Day 4
We didn't come all the way to Miami to not go to the beach. Therefore, this day we Ubered to Miami/South Beach and spent a few hours on the beach. We were able to rent an umbrella and two chairs for $50.
The water was cold but so blue. The weather was perfect once most of the clouds disappeared. Good time here!
That evening we walked to LoanDepot Park to watch the Marlins play the Pirates. Now that we have been here, we only have three more MLB stadiums. Check out my rankings here.
The water was cold but so blue. The weather was perfect once most of the clouds disappeared. Good time here!
That evening we walked to LoanDepot Park to watch the Marlins play the Pirates. Now that we have been here, we only have three more MLB stadiums. Check out my rankings here.
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That was our time in Miami! Really fun. We were able to do a mixture of relaxing and adventure which is perfect for a trip.
Check out these other national parks that we have visited.
Check out these other national parks that we have visited.
| | Lauren Barrett is a multi-passionate mom working to help all people become their best selves and build positive relationships with the people around them. She has a degree in deaf education and a Master’s in Reading Education. She is a high school teacher of the Deaf and hard-of-hearing, a former cross country coach, a writer/author, and a full time mom to an amazing 4-year old. Lauren is a 3x author, including children’s book,Henry’s Hiccups, and parenting guideNow What? Mindful Checklists for Life’s Hard Parenting Moments. She is a blogger atLauren Barrett Writes. Currently, she is grieving her loving mom’s unexpected death and devoting her time to helping people learn about grief, insomnia, and anxiety in honor of her mom. She loves her faith, running, visiting MLB stadiums with her husband, chocolate, scrapbooking, pretending she would actually do well on the Amazing Race, re-watching The Office, listening to Bobby Bones, and helping out all moms. She lives in North Carolina with her husband, James, and son, Henry. Follow her on her blog and get her free kind for sleep and anxiety, Stress Free Sleep. |
It’s no secret that Doug Wanoy’s usual rambunctious chatter on the Twitterverse (X) has been back in full force after the untimely passing of his beautiful wife of 38 years. I just took a quick peek myself and was delighted to find that he has been rampantly spewing nonsense for many weeks now.
However, I noticed something was amiss in Doug’s titillating tweets.
To the naked eye, one would most likely assume that Doug was being his usual cheeky, provocative, and antagonistic self.
But to someone well-versed in Dougology, I could sense something much deeper. Something awry. Doug was hiding something....again.
However, I noticed something was amiss in Doug’s titillating tweets.
To the naked eye, one would most likely assume that Doug was being his usual cheeky, provocative, and antagonistic self.
But to someone well-versed in Dougology, I could sense something much deeper. Something awry. Doug was hiding something....again.
THE SUPER BOWL HAPPENS
On February 11the Super Bowl happens, and America tunes in for Taylor, touchdowns, and turnt up 30-40 year old moms watching Usher.
In Raleigh, North Carolina, Doug Wanoy also tunes in.
While a lot of people had different takeaways from the big game, Doug had an obscure one.
Usher’s Confessions burned a hole right through his heart.
“O.M.G. Usher, you reminded me of something I did wrong. I got it [the thing he damaged] bad. Yeah! I need to come clean. These are my confessions…”
In Raleigh, North Carolina, Doug Wanoy also tunes in.
While a lot of people had different takeaways from the big game, Doug had an obscure one.
Usher’s Confessions burned a hole right through his heart.
“O.M.G. Usher, you reminded me of something I did wrong. I got it [the thing he damaged] bad. Yeah! I need to come clean. These are my confessions…”
DOUG’S TWEETS CHANGE
After Doug’s guilty conscience stirred from the Super Bowl halftime show, his Tweets took on a peculiar pattern - a literary allegory if you will.
Being his daughter, I noticed the change in his Tweeting style, but even some of his more hardcore fans took notice.
Being his daughter, I noticed the change in his Tweeting style, but even some of his more hardcore fans took notice.
For those of you who don’t have experience in the Bauer art of subliminal messaging, let me break it down for you.
Since the Super Bowl, Doug has basically only been Tweeting about three things.
Since the Super Bowl, Doug has basically only been Tweeting about three things.
C-LIST CELEBRITIES
The first category which Doug brought front and center was C-List celebrities. He became increasingly fond of Jackson Mahomes and his poor treatment by Taylor Swift, an A-list celebrity.
Never mind that Doug’s Tweet didn’t make any sense as the incident that Doug was documentating happened before the Super Bowl with Taylor Swift not even present at said event. He also referred to Brittany has Tiffany, but that is neither here nor there.
I know what message Doug was trying to convey - the all too familiar trope of the underdog.
In Doug’s eyes - Taylor Swift, the big, bad, popular bully, squares up against Jackson Mahomes, our C-list, less popular hero.
In Doug’s world, Taylor Swift represents my dear mom who, I wouldn’t go as far to say was bully, but she did sometimes get exasperated with Doug’s clueless ways and blunders. Jackson is a symbol for Doug who just wants to be accepted and do right in my mom’s eyes.
Never mind that Doug’s Tweet didn’t make any sense as the incident that Doug was documentating happened before the Super Bowl with Taylor Swift not even present at said event. He also referred to Brittany has Tiffany, but that is neither here nor there.
I know what message Doug was trying to convey - the all too familiar trope of the underdog.
In Doug’s eyes - Taylor Swift, the big, bad, popular bully, squares up against Jackson Mahomes, our C-list, less popular hero.
In Doug’s world, Taylor Swift represents my dear mom who, I wouldn’t go as far to say was bully, but she did sometimes get exasperated with Doug’s clueless ways and blunders. Jackson is a symbol for Doug who just wants to be accepted and do right in my mom’s eyes.
ANDROGYNOUS PEOPLE
Our next category Doug becomes enamored with is adrogynous people. He makes two Tweets about women’s basketball players, and then even goes as far as to Tweet the word androgynous.
The thematic concept of these trio of Tweets is that things don’t always appear on the surface as they do on the inside.
Here, I believe what Doug is trying to tell us that he did something. On the outside it appears differently than Doug’s truer, deeper intentions.
The thematic concept of these trio of Tweets is that things don’t always appear on the surface as they do on the inside.
Here, I believe what Doug is trying to tell us that he did something. On the outside it appears differently than Doug’s truer, deeper intentions.
REPOSTING
Our last category shows us that Doug is reposting a lot of content. The repetition of the reposting of other people’s and his own content is a tactic used by authors to create one of the following:
- Emphasis: Repetition can help readers consider the meaning of a word or phrase more deeply. It can also help authors create memorable text and emphasize the importance of a concept or idea.
- Rhythm: Repetition can create rhythm and a sense of urgency.
- Themes: Authors often repeat words or phrases that are relevant to the larger piece. This can help reinforce themes and motifs in the reader's mind.
DOUG’S CONFESSION
C-List celebrities.
Androgynous people.
Reposting.
What we have here is an acrostic poem with three distinct themes.
In my investigation, I could infer that Doug’s confession has to do with a car. Or rather two cars - my mom’s car and his car.
In our tragic hero’s epic tale, my mom’s car is is the Taylor Swift of cars and my dad’s car is the Jackson Mahome’s of car. My mom’s car was well maintained, shiny, bright, and the one in the spotlight the most. My dad’s car a little less well maintained and always vying for attention. In their household, it was protect my mom’s car at all cost.
One particular day, my dad ran home quickly to grab something from the garage. In his haste, he jumped out of the car, forgetting to put it in park. To his dismay, he turned around to see his car slowing inching its way into the garage where no other than my mom’s car was parked. With herculean strength and speed, Doug sprang into action. He held his car back with all the muscles from his wrestling days and the new ones he has amassed from pickleball. He screamed and screamed for help, but, alas, no one came. This feat of strength proved to be too much for him, and his car dinged my mom’s leaving a dent.
My mom never found out about the dent before she passed away; therefore, we will never know if Doug aimed to blame his grandson, my son, like he was going to do with the stain.
However, we do know that Doug wished to do what was right, and on the outside it appeared differently than Doug’s truer, deeper intentions.
The enormity of what my dad did weighed heavily on his conscience.
He had to spill the beans on the beans.
So, right here, right now, he is asking for your forgiveness. The first step on his path to righteousness and repentance.
“Oh my God, I’m sorry for my sins. In choosing to do wrong and failing to do good. I have sinned against you and your church. I firmly intend, with the help of your son, to do penance, and sin no more.”
Androgynous people.
Reposting.
What we have here is an acrostic poem with three distinct themes.
In my investigation, I could infer that Doug’s confession has to do with a car. Or rather two cars - my mom’s car and his car.
In our tragic hero’s epic tale, my mom’s car is is the Taylor Swift of cars and my dad’s car is the Jackson Mahome’s of car. My mom’s car was well maintained, shiny, bright, and the one in the spotlight the most. My dad’s car a little less well maintained and always vying for attention. In their household, it was protect my mom’s car at all cost.
One particular day, my dad ran home quickly to grab something from the garage. In his haste, he jumped out of the car, forgetting to put it in park. To his dismay, he turned around to see his car slowing inching its way into the garage where no other than my mom’s car was parked. With herculean strength and speed, Doug sprang into action. He held his car back with all the muscles from his wrestling days and the new ones he has amassed from pickleball. He screamed and screamed for help, but, alas, no one came. This feat of strength proved to be too much for him, and his car dinged my mom’s leaving a dent.
My mom never found out about the dent before she passed away; therefore, we will never know if Doug aimed to blame his grandson, my son, like he was going to do with the stain.
However, we do know that Doug wished to do what was right, and on the outside it appeared differently than Doug’s truer, deeper intentions.
The enormity of what my dad did weighed heavily on his conscience.
He had to spill the beans on the beans.
So, right here, right now, he is asking for your forgiveness. The first step on his path to righteousness and repentance.
“Oh my God, I’m sorry for my sins. In choosing to do wrong and failing to do good. I have sinned against you and your church. I firmly intend, with the help of your son, to do penance, and sin no more.”
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My goal now is to become a certified sleep and anxiety coach and as part of that I developed a mini STRESS FREE SLEEP email course.
I highly suggest checking it out if you struggle with sleep and panic.
Buy me a coffee if you liked this blog.
And if you're a parent, check out my parenting guide Now What? Mindful Parenting Checklists for Life’s Hard Moments.
| | Lauren Barrett is a multi-passionate mom working to help all people become their best selves and build positive relationships with the people around them. She has a degree in deaf education and a Master’s in Reading Education. She is a high school teacher of the Deaf and hard-of-hearing, a former cross country coach, a writer/author, and a full time mom to an amazing 4-year old. Lauren is a 3x author, including children’s book,Henry’s Hiccups, and parenting guideNow What? Mindful Checklists for Life’s Hard Parenting Moments. She is a blogger atLauren Barrett Writes. Currently, she is grieving her loving mom’s unexpected death and devoting her time to helping people learn about grief, insomnia, and anxiety in honor of her mom. She loves her faith, running, visiting MLB stadiums with her husband, chocolate, scrapbooking, pretending she would actually do well on the Amazing Race, re-watching The Office, listening to Bobby Bones, and helping out all moms. She lives in North Carolina with her husband, James, and son, Henry. Follow her on her blog and get her free kind for sleep and anxiety, Stress Free Sleep. |
I’ve been hesitant to write this as I didn’t want to come across as looney or a fraud, but I had a dream once that told me to share what I have experienced (I’m not sure if that helps or hurts my case).
Nevertheless, reading about other people’s signs and messages from their loved ones has helped and comforted me, so I hope to do the same for you here. I had never truly imagined Heaven and all its glory until my mom died. Now, it’s a place that I am excited to go to one day, and I hope other people can one day feel just as overjoyed to make it there one day.
Since my mom died in August I have received some powerful signs and messages from her that leave me no doubt about where she is. These encounters with her have comforted me, relieved me of any guilt or regret, and brought me much peace.
I hope they do for you as well.
FEELINGS
I’ll start first with feelings. I have always felt certain strong intuitions which now I know are coming from the guardian angels called to guide us. We all have these feelings. They are there. Although we have free will, our guardian angels are urging us to do choose the right thing. You just have to stop to listen.
There are too many feelings to write about, but I’ll start with the four strongest feelings I had the week before her death.
Two I ignored. Two I didn’t. I have since forgiven myself for the ones I ignored although it was a very long and painful process.
The two I ignored came at the beach. My mom, dad, husband, son, and I took a trip to the beach a week before she died. Little did I know that it would be the last time the five of us would be together and the last time my mom and I would spend the night under one roof.
We spent two nights at the beach. The first night my mom, dad, and I arrived back to our Airbnb after a concert. My husband and son had stayed behind. After I said goodnight to my son, I paused outside my mom’s closed door to her bedroom, and I had a feeling to go in. The first feeling. Being tired, I ignored it.
Anytime I stayed the night with my mom, it was customary for me to get into bed with her after tucking in my son. She (obsessively) loved to stare at the baby monitor to make sure my son fell asleep even when he was still four years old. I would lie next to her and we would talk or scratch each other’s back until he fell asleep, and I knew she wasn’t anxious anymore.
But that first night I didn’t go in.
The second night it took a while for my son to get settled into bed. By the time I got him down, her door was closed. This time the feeling was even stronger. It shouted at me to go in and curl up next to her. I must have hesitated outside of her door for almost a minute.
I won’t get into the exact reason why I ultimately chose not to go in, but I didn’t. I’ll never get to lie next to my mom in bed again. Although I have forgiven myself, the thought of this still brings me to tears.
The second feeling came during our last day at the beach. It was a Sunday, and we had taken a ferry boat to an island to look for sand dollars. It was a hot day and after the ferry dropped us off, we were exhausted, sweaty, and ready to get into the car to cool off. My parents were driving back in one car, and my husband, son, and I were in another one. We packed our cars and got my son all strapped in his car seat.
As we were getting ready to pull out, I realized that my son hadn’t officially said goodbye to my mom. I had a strong feeling that I should somehow orchestrate this goodbye, but I ultimately shrugged it off because it was hot, and I didn’t want to unbuckle him only to buckle him back in. And besides, I reasoned, we would probably see each other again soon enough. After all, we lived in the same city pretty much. My son never saw my mom again. That was it. I had missed their chance to say goodbye. This will always break my heart.
The third and fourth feelings came three days later when we planned to go to trivia. My mom, dad, husband, and I planned to play one more game of trivia before the summer ended. The day of trivia I was sick. I practically laid on the ground moaning in pain the whole day. I picked up the phone several times to cancel, but something always stopped me. I had every legitimate reason to cancel except a very strong feeling urging me to go.
Miraculously, I ended up going and felt better on top of it. That was the last chance I ever had to see my mom conscious. I’m very thankful for my guardian angels that day. If I had canceled that day, I would have beat myself up relentlessly.
The last feeling came in the parking lot as we were saying goodbye. The feeling was to hug her and tell her that I loved her. I did. The last time we ever talked. In a parking lot. I’ll never forget it. I’ll always long for that moment back. I’ll always yearn that it was longer or more drawn out or that I told her everything I ever wanted to communicate to her and thanked her for being my mom.
But, it was impossible for me to have known that that moment would be our last, and I’ll always be thankful that our last moment was a hug, and I an I love you.
I implore you to listen to those feelings. They are there. God wants what’s best for us. However, please forgive yourself if you have ignored them. The guilt and regret don’t help. He and your loved one would want you to forgive yourself.
There are too many feelings to write about, but I’ll start with the four strongest feelings I had the week before her death.
Two I ignored. Two I didn’t. I have since forgiven myself for the ones I ignored although it was a very long and painful process.
The two I ignored came at the beach. My mom, dad, husband, son, and I took a trip to the beach a week before she died. Little did I know that it would be the last time the five of us would be together and the last time my mom and I would spend the night under one roof.
We spent two nights at the beach. The first night my mom, dad, and I arrived back to our Airbnb after a concert. My husband and son had stayed behind. After I said goodnight to my son, I paused outside my mom’s closed door to her bedroom, and I had a feeling to go in. The first feeling. Being tired, I ignored it.
Anytime I stayed the night with my mom, it was customary for me to get into bed with her after tucking in my son. She (obsessively) loved to stare at the baby monitor to make sure my son fell asleep even when he was still four years old. I would lie next to her and we would talk or scratch each other’s back until he fell asleep, and I knew she wasn’t anxious anymore.
But that first night I didn’t go in.
The second night it took a while for my son to get settled into bed. By the time I got him down, her door was closed. This time the feeling was even stronger. It shouted at me to go in and curl up next to her. I must have hesitated outside of her door for almost a minute.
I won’t get into the exact reason why I ultimately chose not to go in, but I didn’t. I’ll never get to lie next to my mom in bed again. Although I have forgiven myself, the thought of this still brings me to tears.
The second feeling came during our last day at the beach. It was a Sunday, and we had taken a ferry boat to an island to look for sand dollars. It was a hot day and after the ferry dropped us off, we were exhausted, sweaty, and ready to get into the car to cool off. My parents were driving back in one car, and my husband, son, and I were in another one. We packed our cars and got my son all strapped in his car seat.
As we were getting ready to pull out, I realized that my son hadn’t officially said goodbye to my mom. I had a strong feeling that I should somehow orchestrate this goodbye, but I ultimately shrugged it off because it was hot, and I didn’t want to unbuckle him only to buckle him back in. And besides, I reasoned, we would probably see each other again soon enough. After all, we lived in the same city pretty much. My son never saw my mom again. That was it. I had missed their chance to say goodbye. This will always break my heart.
The third and fourth feelings came three days later when we planned to go to trivia. My mom, dad, husband, and I planned to play one more game of trivia before the summer ended. The day of trivia I was sick. I practically laid on the ground moaning in pain the whole day. I picked up the phone several times to cancel, but something always stopped me. I had every legitimate reason to cancel except a very strong feeling urging me to go.
Miraculously, I ended up going and felt better on top of it. That was the last chance I ever had to see my mom conscious. I’m very thankful for my guardian angels that day. If I had canceled that day, I would have beat myself up relentlessly.
The last feeling came in the parking lot as we were saying goodbye. The feeling was to hug her and tell her that I loved her. I did. The last time we ever talked. In a parking lot. I’ll never forget it. I’ll always long for that moment back. I’ll always yearn that it was longer or more drawn out or that I told her everything I ever wanted to communicate to her and thanked her for being my mom.
But, it was impossible for me to have known that that moment would be our last, and I’ll always be thankful that our last moment was a hug, and I an I love you.
I implore you to listen to those feelings. They are there. God wants what’s best for us. However, please forgive yourself if you have ignored them. The guilt and regret don’t help. He and your loved one would want you to forgive yourself.
MY SON’S CLAIRVOYANCE
I’m not saying my son, Henry, is a clairvoyant, but there are a few things that have happened that have given us pause.
A month before my mom died, Henry became interested in death seemingly out of nowhere. I even have the text message exchange between my mom, dad, brother, and me about it.
He asked tons of questions about death, dying, Heaven, and more. We had never needed to talk to him about death, but with all the questions we were able to sit down and have a conversation about it with him.
I forgot about his curiosity about death until a few months ago. I often wonder why he suddenly became so interested in death. Was it in a way helping him to prepare for my mom’s death?
Then, a week before she died, we were at the beach. Out of nowhere, he said to my mom, “Grandma, are you in pain?” He kept asking her that the whole day. We were perplexed about why he kept asking and even laughed about it. She kept reassuring him that no, she wasn’t in pain.
Again, this incident slipped from my mind until after the funeral when I overheard Henry repeating that same phrase, “Grandma, are you in pain?” to no one. It brought me back to the beach and still to this day I believe that my mom was comforting him that she would be okay and in a good place.
Since we told him that Grandma got really sick and her body, I’m sure it was natural for him to wonder if she was in pain, and it gives me great comfort that she dispelled any fears at the beach that day that she wouldn’t be in pain.
The third incident came a few days after the funeral. We were still in West Virginia. Henry was sleeping, and I was in my own bedroom having a hard time. As tears streamed down my face, I looked up to Heaven and prayed, “Please God, Mom, send me some comfort.” Seconds later, I heard a noise. Henry came out of his bedroom and into mine. Without a word, he opened up his arms and hugged me. I was floored.
That wasn’t the last time that, Henry appeared just when I needed some comfort. I honestly believe my mom sends him to remind me that I have this precious, little boy who brings me so much joy.
I’ll just mention one more incident. Another time I was again having a hard time. This time I was driving home, and I called out to God in the car through tears, “Please help me. Please send me some peace.”
I got home in time to put Henry to bed. We usually read a book first. As I was waiting for him to pick one, I heard him mumbling to himself, “Where is it? Oh! There it is.” He brought over a book to me, and I was shocked. It was the book I Love You Forever. This book was a favorite between my mom and me. She read it to me numerous times when I was a child. Instantly, I was filled with peace and knew she was right there with me.
A month before my mom died, Henry became interested in death seemingly out of nowhere. I even have the text message exchange between my mom, dad, brother, and me about it.
He asked tons of questions about death, dying, Heaven, and more. We had never needed to talk to him about death, but with all the questions we were able to sit down and have a conversation about it with him.
I forgot about his curiosity about death until a few months ago. I often wonder why he suddenly became so interested in death. Was it in a way helping him to prepare for my mom’s death?
Then, a week before she died, we were at the beach. Out of nowhere, he said to my mom, “Grandma, are you in pain?” He kept asking her that the whole day. We were perplexed about why he kept asking and even laughed about it. She kept reassuring him that no, she wasn’t in pain.
Again, this incident slipped from my mind until after the funeral when I overheard Henry repeating that same phrase, “Grandma, are you in pain?” to no one. It brought me back to the beach and still to this day I believe that my mom was comforting him that she would be okay and in a good place.
Since we told him that Grandma got really sick and her body, I’m sure it was natural for him to wonder if she was in pain, and it gives me great comfort that she dispelled any fears at the beach that day that she wouldn’t be in pain.
The third incident came a few days after the funeral. We were still in West Virginia. Henry was sleeping, and I was in my own bedroom having a hard time. As tears streamed down my face, I looked up to Heaven and prayed, “Please God, Mom, send me some comfort.” Seconds later, I heard a noise. Henry came out of his bedroom and into mine. Without a word, he opened up his arms and hugged me. I was floored.
That wasn’t the last time that, Henry appeared just when I needed some comfort. I honestly believe my mom sends him to remind me that I have this precious, little boy who brings me so much joy.
I’ll just mention one more incident. Another time I was again having a hard time. This time I was driving home, and I called out to God in the car through tears, “Please help me. Please send me some peace.”
I got home in time to put Henry to bed. We usually read a book first. As I was waiting for him to pick one, I heard him mumbling to himself, “Where is it? Oh! There it is.” He brought over a book to me, and I was shocked. It was the book I Love You Forever. This book was a favorite between my mom and me. She read it to me numerous times when I was a child. Instantly, I was filled with peace and knew she was right there with me.
MOTHER FIGURES
A former coworker of mine told me that there is an Irish Catholic saying that goes something along the lines of God sending people to you after your mom dies who are there to help you. She said to let them in.
Ironically, I believe she was one of them. I was sitting at All Saints mass by myself yearning to have my mom beside me. I said a silent prayer, and then I had a feeling that someone would walk in.
Sure enough, someone did. It was this coworker who always reminded me of my mom in a way. She saw me, gave me a big hug, and sat next to me for the rest of the mass. She told me the saying which brought me once again great comfort.
However, the very first time this happened was a couple of days after my mom’s death. I went to the mall to shop for an outfit for the funeral. By myself. Shopping was my mom’s thing. She loved shopping for me, so this was hard.
I knew I wanted an outfit from the Loft, one of her favorite stores. Thanks to my cousin who found an outfit online and told me exactly what to look for. I went into the store and was greeted by an older lady employee. She showed me exactly where the dress was and then went out of her way to stay by my side as I tried it on and modeled it for her.
At this point, she doesn’t know that my mom died. Finally, she asked the question, “Where will you be wearing the dress?” I broke down and started crying as I told her it was for my mom’s funeral. The empathy pouring from this lady was evident and great. She said, “Oh dear and you’re so young too to lose a mom. I lost my mom when I was young too.” She embraced me and then stayed by my side until I was all checked out. She squeezed me tight one more time before I left. She acted a lot like my mom which had me chuckling to myself. Once again, I truly believe my mom and God made sure this lady’s and my paths crossed.
Of course, I have my aunts and my mom’s friends, but they don’t live close to me. I’m grateful for the older women who have shown up when I just felt like I needed a mother figure. None of them will ever replace my mom, but as the saying goes I need to let them in because they are sent to me by God.
Ironically, I believe she was one of them. I was sitting at All Saints mass by myself yearning to have my mom beside me. I said a silent prayer, and then I had a feeling that someone would walk in.
Sure enough, someone did. It was this coworker who always reminded me of my mom in a way. She saw me, gave me a big hug, and sat next to me for the rest of the mass. She told me the saying which brought me once again great comfort.
However, the very first time this happened was a couple of days after my mom’s death. I went to the mall to shop for an outfit for the funeral. By myself. Shopping was my mom’s thing. She loved shopping for me, so this was hard.
I knew I wanted an outfit from the Loft, one of her favorite stores. Thanks to my cousin who found an outfit online and told me exactly what to look for. I went into the store and was greeted by an older lady employee. She showed me exactly where the dress was and then went out of her way to stay by my side as I tried it on and modeled it for her.
At this point, she doesn’t know that my mom died. Finally, she asked the question, “Where will you be wearing the dress?” I broke down and started crying as I told her it was for my mom’s funeral. The empathy pouring from this lady was evident and great. She said, “Oh dear and you’re so young too to lose a mom. I lost my mom when I was young too.” She embraced me and then stayed by my side until I was all checked out. She squeezed me tight one more time before I left. She acted a lot like my mom which had me chuckling to myself. Once again, I truly believe my mom and God made sure this lady’s and my paths crossed.
Of course, I have my aunts and my mom’s friends, but they don’t live close to me. I’m grateful for the older women who have shown up when I just felt like I needed a mother figure. None of them will ever replace my mom, but as the saying goes I need to let them in because they are sent to me by God.
ANSWERED PRAYERS
Along similar lines, there have been many times when people have called or texted just when I felt like I needed someone to talk to. I keep a journal and there have been more than one occasion where I have written in it, “Mom, please send someone to call or text me. Someone who will say something about you or let me cry to them or say something of great comfort.”
Sure enough, I’ll get a phone call or a text that same day.
I read in a book about near death experiences that several people have stated that part of their experience was witnessing all the prayers shoot up into Heaven. That’s what I imagine happens when I physically cry out to God to comfort me.
Sure enough, I’ll get a phone call or a text that same day.
I read in a book about near death experiences that several people have stated that part of their experience was witnessing all the prayers shoot up into Heaven. That’s what I imagine happens when I physically cry out to God to comfort me.
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PENNIES, RAINBOWS, AND BUTTERFLIES
I believe all three of these things are signs from my mom and Heaven.
Since my mom’s death, I have had yellow butterflies appear around me. I have seen rainbows when I wanted to know that she was near. And I have found pennies when I have been anxious or worried about something and need an answer to something. She knew pennies were a sign from God for me before she died.
One particular example is this: One of the things I miss most about my mom is her laughter over my dad’s, brother’s, and my sense of humor. We all found similar things funny. Some might say we have a twisted, dark sense of humor.
For Christmas, I designed and made a shirt for my brother that reads I Love My Dead Mom. I was 100% sure my dad and brother would find it funny and knew it would bring some levity and laughter to a terrible situation. I was right. I also knew my mom would find it funny. I could picture her laughing hysterically and missed that terribly. I prayed, “Mom, did you find that funny? Please send me a sign.” I asked for a penny.
Well….
Later that day, I walked into a room and there were literally hundreds and hundreds of pennies. I had my answer.
I know some people might be skeptical of signs. That’s okay. It’s hard to accept when it hasn’t happened to you. But I believe and I’m comforted by these signs. They are all I have left for communication with my mom.
Since my mom’s death, I have had yellow butterflies appear around me. I have seen rainbows when I wanted to know that she was near. And I have found pennies when I have been anxious or worried about something and need an answer to something. She knew pennies were a sign from God for me before she died.
One particular example is this: One of the things I miss most about my mom is her laughter over my dad’s, brother’s, and my sense of humor. We all found similar things funny. Some might say we have a twisted, dark sense of humor.
For Christmas, I designed and made a shirt for my brother that reads I Love My Dead Mom. I was 100% sure my dad and brother would find it funny and knew it would bring some levity and laughter to a terrible situation. I was right. I also knew my mom would find it funny. I could picture her laughing hysterically and missed that terribly. I prayed, “Mom, did you find that funny? Please send me a sign.” I asked for a penny.
Well….
Later that day, I walked into a room and there were literally hundreds and hundreds of pennies. I had my answer.
I know some people might be skeptical of signs. That’s okay. It’s hard to accept when it hasn’t happened to you. But I believe and I’m comforted by these signs. They are all I have left for communication with my mom.
DREAMS AND VISITATIONS
These messages are my favorite and the most powerful for me.
Since her death, I have dreamt about my mom a lot. I love these dreams. It feels like we are hanging out.
However, I have had from what I recall three visitation dreams. These are different than regular dreams. They start as a regular dream but then shift into something more real and vivid. After discussing this with a few people (including people of the Catholic faith), I have been affirmed that I am really interacting with my mom. There are several examples in the Bible of angels and people appearing in a dream. So, why wouldn’t God send our loved ones to us in dreams?
In my first visitation dream, my mom and I hugged. It was extremely vivid, and I still can picture it.
The second visitation dream was even more powerful. I was having a hard night. All I wanted to do was text or call my mom, so I did. I sent her a text just saying that I missed texting her and that I loved and missed her. I sighed and put the phone down, knowing that I would never get an answer from her again. I once again prayed and called out this time to the Holy Spirit. “Please bring me comfort.”
I went to bed. I started dreaming and then sometime in the middle of the night, my dream shifted. There was my mom right before me with a glow to her. She hugged me. Then, a very powerful wind-like sensation enveloped me and embraced me. I seemed to be carried through space in a very intense and peaceful way. The dream then continued on informing me to tell people what happened.
I woke up with two thoughts: 1.) That was the Holy Spirit and 2.) My mom answered my text.
The last visitation dream was somehow even more powerful. How my mom died has haunted us. It’s something that played over and over again in my head. One of the things I felt deep shame about was that I didn’t hold her hand or even look at her when she died. I just couldn’t accept what was happening. I had regretted this every day since her death.
The visitation dream happened in mid-December. I had been praying for forgiveness, mainly for me to forgive myself. The dream started with my mom and I shopping together. We went to the makeup store. I explained to the makeup artist how I had taken all of my mom’s makeup from her house because I couldn’t bear to throw it away.
This is where the dream shifted.
I remember looking at my mom’s face. She had a deep sadness for me and this broke her heart to see me in so much pain. I then looked deeply at her and asked if she would continue to visit me in my dreams throughout my whole life. She looked back at me with the same matched intensity and grabbed my hand and we just stayed like that for a bit hand in hand. I can still feel her hand on mine.
I was forgiven. I woke up with no more panic or regret or shame or guilt surrounding her death. That dream solidified the love that we had and will always have for each other.
Since her death, I have dreamt about my mom a lot. I love these dreams. It feels like we are hanging out.
However, I have had from what I recall three visitation dreams. These are different than regular dreams. They start as a regular dream but then shift into something more real and vivid. After discussing this with a few people (including people of the Catholic faith), I have been affirmed that I am really interacting with my mom. There are several examples in the Bible of angels and people appearing in a dream. So, why wouldn’t God send our loved ones to us in dreams?
In my first visitation dream, my mom and I hugged. It was extremely vivid, and I still can picture it.
The second visitation dream was even more powerful. I was having a hard night. All I wanted to do was text or call my mom, so I did. I sent her a text just saying that I missed texting her and that I loved and missed her. I sighed and put the phone down, knowing that I would never get an answer from her again. I once again prayed and called out this time to the Holy Spirit. “Please bring me comfort.”
I went to bed. I started dreaming and then sometime in the middle of the night, my dream shifted. There was my mom right before me with a glow to her. She hugged me. Then, a very powerful wind-like sensation enveloped me and embraced me. I seemed to be carried through space in a very intense and peaceful way. The dream then continued on informing me to tell people what happened.
I woke up with two thoughts: 1.) That was the Holy Spirit and 2.) My mom answered my text.
The last visitation dream was somehow even more powerful. How my mom died has haunted us. It’s something that played over and over again in my head. One of the things I felt deep shame about was that I didn’t hold her hand or even look at her when she died. I just couldn’t accept what was happening. I had regretted this every day since her death.
The visitation dream happened in mid-December. I had been praying for forgiveness, mainly for me to forgive myself. The dream started with my mom and I shopping together. We went to the makeup store. I explained to the makeup artist how I had taken all of my mom’s makeup from her house because I couldn’t bear to throw it away.
This is where the dream shifted.
I remember looking at my mom’s face. She had a deep sadness for me and this broke her heart to see me in so much pain. I then looked deeply at her and asked if she would continue to visit me in my dreams throughout my whole life. She looked back at me with the same matched intensity and grabbed my hand and we just stayed like that for a bit hand in hand. I can still feel her hand on mine.
I was forgiven. I woke up with no more panic or regret or shame or guilt surrounding her death. That dream solidified the love that we had and will always have for each other.
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I hope this account has brought you some peace and comfort of the afterlife. I hope death doesn’t seem so scary for you anymore knowing that one day we will be reunited with our loved ones. I hope you know that we can still communicate with our loved ones even in death.
And if nothing else, I now have a written record of the signs from my mom when I needed them the most. I pray she will always continue to show up in these ways.
Asking grieving people how their loved ones have shown up in their lives is a great way to keep the conversation about the deceased still alive.
“Have you had any signs lately from your loved one?”
“How has your loved one continued to show up?”
“What do you imagine (loved one’s name) would have done or said if they were here today?”
Thank you for taking the time to read this. It’s been a labor of love to write all of this down. I never want to forget the power of God in my time of need.
I hope this account has brought you some peace and comfort of the afterlife. I hope death doesn’t seem so scary for you anymore knowing that one day we will be reunited with our loved ones. I hope you know that we can still communicate with our loved ones even in death.
And if nothing else, I now have a written record of the signs from my mom when I needed them the most. I pray she will always continue to show up in these ways.
Asking grieving people how their loved ones have shown up in their lives is a great way to keep the conversation about the deceased still alive.
“Have you had any signs lately from your loved one?”
“How has your loved one continued to show up?”
“What do you imagine (loved one’s name) would have done or said if they were here today?”
Thank you for taking the time to read this. It’s been a labor of love to write all of this down. I never want to forget the power of God in my time of need.
 | Lauren Barrett is a multi-passionate mom working to help all people become their best selves and build positive relationships with the people around them. She has a degree in deaf education and a Master’s in Reading Education. She is a high school teacher of the Deaf and hard-of-hearing, a former cross country coach, a writer/author, and a full time mom to an amazing 4-year old. Lauren is a 3x author, including children’s book, Henry’s Hiccups, and parenting guide Now What? Mindful Checklists for Life’s Hard Parenting Moments. She is a blogger at Lauren Barrett Writes. Currently, she is grieving her loving mom’s unexpected death and devoting her time to helping people learn about grief, insomnia, and anxiety in honor of her mom. She loves her faith, running, visiting MLB stadiums with her husband, chocolate, scrapbooking, pretending she would actually do well on the Amazing Race, re-watching The Office, listening to Bobby Bones, and helping out all moms. She lives in North Carolina with her husband, James, and son, Henry. Follow her on her blog and get her free kind for sleep and anxiety, Stress Free Sleep. |
Grief is.
Grief is holding onto one of her shirts because it has her lingering smell, and each day you bury your face into it praying that the smell hasn’t faded away yet.
Grief is going over to her house, entering her closet, and hugging her robe that she has hanging up. Pretending, wishing that it is really her in that robe.
Grief is wondering if you can still call it her house. When do I have to switch from “my parent’s house” to “my dad’s house”?
Grief is still having her contact with her personalized Bitmoji still pinned to my Favorites. Not knowing what is worse: Having to see her picture every day, taunting me with the fact that I can never call her again or permanently deleting her contact forever.
Grief is your dad unintentionally texting you a video from your mom’s phone and, for a few brief, glorious seconds, as you stare at the name on your phone, you think, “Is this it? Is this the moment that defies all logic? The moment the other side finally figures out how to text and call us from the other side?” Only then to come crashing back to reality and realize it isn’t her. You’re crushed.
Grief is spending the rest of the day crying because your dad tells you that he is going to disconnect her number soon. The number you absentmindedly would call for years whenever you wanted to talk, needed advice or wanted to share something funny. One of the two numbers you have memorized. How can this number just be erased? How can anyone else have this number?
Grief is reading her old Facebook posts for hours.
Grief is driving to the Verizon store and then to the Apple store begging them to make sure the texts between the two of you will be saved forever and won’t be accidentally deleted.
Grief is torturing yourself by watching old videos of her, so you don’t forget the sound of her voice. You don’t know if you are doing this out of guilt, sadness, nostalgia, or love. You think it might be all of them.
Grief is holding onto random notes she scribbled just so you can see her handwriting.
Grief is writing to her in a journal every day about what’s happening in our lives and the news, so you feel like she isn’t missing out.
Grief is having an overabundance of love to give.
Grief is perking up when you also meet someone your age who has lost a parent because you know that person will get it.
Grief is many days wanting to stay in bed but then hearing her voice in your head telling me that I will feel a whole lot better if I get up, exercise, and spread joy to other people.
Grief is hating that she is right even in death, of course.
Grief is wanting to live your life to honor her and make it special for your son and family just like she did for you all.
Grief is going on a drive and listening to all the songs that remind you of her and sobbing while you play them.
Grief is wanting to get a shower just so you can have a good place to cry alone.
Grief is being excited to go to sleep because maybe you’ll see her in your dreams tonight.
Grief is waking up to the crushing reality that she is still dead. Every. single. day.
Grief is having nothing but so much love for her.
And most of all, grief just is.
Grief is holding onto one of her shirts because it has her lingering smell, and each day you bury your face into it praying that the smell hasn’t faded away yet.
Grief is going over to her house, entering her closet, and hugging her robe that she has hanging up. Pretending, wishing that it is really her in that robe.
Grief is wondering if you can still call it her house. When do I have to switch from “my parent’s house” to “my dad’s house”?
Grief is still having her contact with her personalized Bitmoji still pinned to my Favorites. Not knowing what is worse: Having to see her picture every day, taunting me with the fact that I can never call her again or permanently deleting her contact forever.
Grief is your dad unintentionally texting you a video from your mom’s phone and, for a few brief, glorious seconds, as you stare at the name on your phone, you think, “Is this it? Is this the moment that defies all logic? The moment the other side finally figures out how to text and call us from the other side?” Only then to come crashing back to reality and realize it isn’t her. You’re crushed.
Grief is spending the rest of the day crying because your dad tells you that he is going to disconnect her number soon. The number you absentmindedly would call for years whenever you wanted to talk, needed advice or wanted to share something funny. One of the two numbers you have memorized. How can this number just be erased? How can anyone else have this number?
Grief is reading her old Facebook posts for hours.
Grief is driving to the Verizon store and then to the Apple store begging them to make sure the texts between the two of you will be saved forever and won’t be accidentally deleted.
Grief is torturing yourself by watching old videos of her, so you don’t forget the sound of her voice. You don’t know if you are doing this out of guilt, sadness, nostalgia, or love. You think it might be all of them.
Grief is holding onto random notes she scribbled just so you can see her handwriting.
Grief is writing to her in a journal every day about what’s happening in our lives and the news, so you feel like she isn’t missing out.
Grief is having an overabundance of love to give.
Grief is perking up when you also meet someone your age who has lost a parent because you know that person will get it.
Grief is many days wanting to stay in bed but then hearing her voice in your head telling me that I will feel a whole lot better if I get up, exercise, and spread joy to other people.
Grief is hating that she is right even in death, of course.
Grief is wanting to live your life to honor her and make it special for your son and family just like she did for you all.
Grief is going on a drive and listening to all the songs that remind you of her and sobbing while you play them.
Grief is wanting to get a shower just so you can have a good place to cry alone.
Grief is being excited to go to sleep because maybe you’ll see her in your dreams tonight.
Grief is waking up to the crushing reality that she is still dead. Every. single. day.
Grief is having nothing but so much love for her.
And most of all, grief just is.
| | Lauren Barrett is a multi-passionate mom working to help all people become their best selves and build positive relationships with the people around them. She has a degree in deaf education and a Master’s in Reading Education. She is a high school teacher of the Deaf and hard-of-hearing, a former cross country coach, a writer/author, and a full time mom to an amazing 4-year old. Lauren is a 3x author, including children’s book, Henry’s Hiccups, and parenting guide Now What? Mindful Checklists for Life’s Hard Parenting Moments. She is a blogger at Lauren Barrett Writes. Currently, she is grieving her loving mom’s unexpected death and devoting her time to helping people learn about grief, insomnia, and anxiety in honor of her mom. She loves her faith, running, visiting MLB stadiums with her husband, chocolate, scrapbooking, pretending she would actually do well on the Amazing Race, re-watching The Office, listening to Bobby Bones, and helping out all moms. She lives in North Carolina with her husband, James, and son, Henry. Follow her on her blog and get her free kind for sleep and anxiety, Stress Free Sleep. |
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