A docuseries on the life and legacy of Baytree Monkey**I know it seems like I'm a greedy, greedy girl to charge membership to a blog, but the blogging/emailing sites raised prices. I only need 6 more people to join to break even. Doug Wanoy will give you a $20 Starbucks gift card for joining if you are one of the first ten people.** A figure shrouded in all black enters a dark room. He has a seat in a lone chair in the middle of the room. Camera pans out to reveal Wheeling, West Virginia’s renowned local rapper, Remy Markos. Interviewer (off camera): So, how do you want to do this? Remy Markos: I suppose we should start at the beginning. Various interviews with residents of Wheeling flash onto the screen in rapid succession. Young Boy 1: Baytree Monkey… Young Boy 2: Baytree Monkey… Young Girl 1: Baytree Money… Young Girl 2: Baytree Monkey… Young Boy 3: Everyone knew Baytree Monkey. Adult 1: My kids would talk about Baytree Monkey all the time. They only wanted to listen to his music. Young Girl 3: Baytree Monkey was a local legend. Young Girl 4: I don’t remember much of his music, but he was so petite. It was so cute to see this little boy rapping. Young Boy 4: He was the Polish version of Eminem. Adult 2: I was best friends with him. The screen transitions to a man in his early 30’s working on a car in his garage. He wipes grease off his hands onto his forehead and sits down. Shelton: My name is Shelton. I’m 32 years old—new dad. I haven’t thought about Baytree Monkey in years. [Laughs] Now, that was a time. Kyle and I have been friends since birth. Our moms were best friends. Shelton: We were different. I was more outgoing. Kyle was quieter. Until you got to know him. I was at his house a lot. You know, his dad tried to kill me once. Interviewer: I read about that. Shelton: It was 2003. Kyle was always going through these phases. Like one day he would be interested in performing magic shows, and the next he would be doodling in some notebook. Sketches of like islands and cities or some shit like that. I could see him as a Gic, but he wanted to transition to rapping. Weird brain, man. But, I mean, he was my friend. He was fun to be around. Our other buddy, Derek, was there that day. The camera shows an aerial view over Lake Norman. Geese flock to the shore. A lone man walks near the lake. Derek: I was his next-door neighbor. I was over at his house a lot. You know, his dad used to torture us kids. Interviewer: I read about that. Derek: I was shocked when he came up with the idea. I didn’t even know the dude could rap. But people didn’t tell Kyle no. You couldn’t crush his dreams like that. Someone so special needs that love. That support. They need to learn for themselves about failure. Kyle, though, was too small to fail. "No child left behind" is what we would say when we would all play ball in the yard. We'd give him some accommodations to help him score. But we were all pumped for him. We loved the idea. We egged him on. This was his annual goal, and we were all here to help him make progress on it. He had that "I eat piece" mentality. There's enough to go around for each individual, and he had the education to begin his program in rapping. That's how Baytree Monkey was formed. Interviewer: Where did he get the name, Baytree Monkey? Derek: You’re going to have to ask the dad. The camera zooms in on a residence for individuals 55 and up in Durham, North Carolina. There are shots of the pickleball court, pool, and garden before settling on a man sitting in the indoor hot tub. Greg Bauer: I was in the hot tub today, and a lady came up to me and asked if I had taken a shower. I said no (because I knew what she was up to, and I always shower before hot tubbing). I said I just cleaned up in here with soap and shampoo in my bag. She got really mad and started to leave. I calmed down before she went to report me. I asked if she showered because something does smell. I said let’s start asking if the pool people showered before swimming. I was really messing with her, so I knew she felt embarrassed. I calmed her down, and we talked. From Ukraine. [True Story] Interviewer: Yep, you must be Greg Bauer. Or Doug Wanoy. Everyone in your family has an alter ego. I was warned about you. Anyway, thank you for telling me that story unprompted. Do you know about the name Baytree Monkey? Greg Bauer: Baytree Monkeytick was an online name I used for old online games and AOL forums in the early 2000s. In fact, I still use it. I also use it for fantasy football. Baytree is the street where we lived in Wheeling. Kyle dropped the ‘tick’ to be more marketable, according to him. Got to get rid of the tick. (Laughs loudly) Shelton: So you heard about the name? (Chuckles). So yeah, dude starts writing lyrics and dropping tracks from his own home. I’m not going to lie, man, they were dope. Derek: What do the kids say now? Fire. They were fire. So, one day, we are just spitballing in the basement. Kyle, my bad, Baytree Monkey, as he wanted to be called back then, starts rhyming. He’s flowing. Had that beat going. That’s how his debut album, It All Comes Down, was born. COMING SOON Episode 2: It All Comes Down
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Thinking about trying cross country for the first time? Maybe you’re a rising freshman, a parent of a runner, or perhaps you’re an upperclassman looking to try something new. You might have some trepidations about running, especially if you’re a first-time runner. I had all those same feelings when I joined cross-country my freshman year. Having only ever done a few road races before, I didn’t know what to expect when I signed up for the team. But I went on to run 4 years of cross country in high school and college, and now I’ve been coaching for 11 years. I absolutely love the sport. In this article, I’ll help you prepare for cross-country in five easy steps. The goal is that you’ll feel confident and ready to get the season started on the first day of practice. In this article, you’ll learn how to:
1. Decipher the Sport and Running TerminologyFirst, before even beginning the sport of cross country, it will help to know what you are getting into. Cross-country is a simple sport without too many rules. For starters, most cross-country teams do not make cuts, and everyone gets an opportunity to run in the races. Most races are 5Ks (3.1 miles). We run 3Ks before Labor and 5Ks afterward. Teams typically have a dual, tri, or quad meet during the week and more competitive invitationals on the weekend. Varsity meets usually allow up to 7–10 runners, although in some cases, they could allow more. However, in Regionals and States, only seven runners can run. For Junior Varsity races, there tends to be no limit on who can run in the smaller meets. Additionally, cross-country courses can range from flat to hilly or somewhere in between. The types of surfaces can vary, too. I’ve run on gravel, dirt, grass, golf courses, across streams, over logs, in the sun, and in the woods. That’s what I love about cross country. Every course is unique. To score a cross-country race, you take the place of your first five individuals and add them together. The lowest score wins. The sixth and seventh runners are used in the event of a tiebreaker, so we stress how much they matter too. Lastly, you should be familiar with some terminology when it comes to running. I have broken down some common key running phrases. Cross Country Phrases
Having this knowledge of cross-country before the season starts will be helpful to you. 2. Buy the Right GearThe great thing about cross-country is that it doesn’t require much gear or equipment. All you really need is a pair of running shoes and a watch. For shoes, I’ve always been partial to Brooks. But other popular brands are ASICS, Saucony, Nike, HOKA, Adidas, and New Balance. I suggest going to a local running store or even a national chain, having the sales expert measure your foot and recommend certain types of shoes, trying on a few pairs, and jogging in them to get a feel for what is right for you. As for a watch, we tell our runners that they can go as cheap or as fancy as they want. Personally, I prefer a cheap watch that just has a stopwatch. I don’t need anything more like a GPS, and if I need to take splits or track distance, I use apps on my phone to do that. I suggest starting with a cheap watch and then seeing your preference as the season progresses. Other gear that runners might be into includes:
3. Know How to Train Without Running Too Little or Too MuchFirst-time runners should stick to the beginner's running guide given to them by their coaches. It’s easy to want to hop in with the advanced and do their workouts, thinking that the harder workouts and more mileage will equate to being faster. The opposite is true, in fact. Doing too much, too quickly, will lead to burnout and injury, especially in younger kids whose bodies are still developing. For our team, that looks like running 2-4 miles (roughly 15-30 minutes) 4-6 times a week during the summer training months. If you’re finding that running 2-3 miles consistently without stopping is hard, and you're stopping to walk a lot, then you want to adjust your training. I would suggest doing walking/running intervals, almost like a fartlek. For example, run/jog for 3 minutes, walk briskly for 1, and repeat. Increase the amount of time you are running by 15 seconds each day until you are doing almost your whole run without walking. Another way to do this is by adding a minute each day. For instance, on Day 1, run for one minute. That’s it. The next day, run for two minutes. So forth and so forth. This works because mentally, your body can handle this. Your brain thinks, “What’s one minute more? I can do that.” We suggest first-time runners average 15-25 miles per week in the summer months, with intermediate runners peaking around 25-35 miles each week for male runners and 20-30 miles per week for female runners. We highly recommend using a running journal to keep track of each run and how you feel to determine how much you’re running and if you’re doing too much or too little. The important thing with first-time runners is to build their base, and that means getting in mileage. Doing a lot of workouts isn’t necessary until runners can handle 3-4 miles without stopping or getting overly winded at an easy pace. Follow this training regimen, and you’ll be on your way to a great season. 4. Implement the Right Stretches for Before and After RunningJumping into running without doing any type of stretches will leave you injury-prone. Learn how to do the right stretches before and after running. Before running, you should warm up by doing dynamic stretching, active stretching where joints and muscles go through a full range of motion. I’ve included a video to help you through this. Spend 10–15 minutes warming up. After running, runners should cool down with static stretching, stretches where you stand, sit, or lie still and hold a single position. I’ve included a video to help you through this. Spend 10 minutes cooling down. |
| Lauren Barrett is a multi-passionate mom working to help everyone become their best selves and build positive relationships with those around them. She has a degree in deaf education and a Master’s in Reading Education. She is a high school teacher of the Deaf and hard-of-hearing, a former cross-country coach, a writer/author, and a full-time mom to an amazing 6-year-old and a 10-month-old. Lauren is a 3x author, including children’s book, Henry’s Hiccups, and parenting guide Now What? Mindful Checklists for Life’s Hard Parenting Moments. She is a blogger at Lauren Barrett Writes. Currently, she is grieving her loving mom’s unexpected death and devoting her time to helping people learn about grief, insomnia, and anxiety in honor of her mom. She loves her faith, running, visiting MLB stadiums with her husband, chocolate, scrapbooking, pretending she would actually do well on the Amazing Race, re-watching The Office, listening to Bobby Bones, and helping out all moms. She lives in North Carolina with her husband, James, and son, Henry. Follow her on her blog and get her free kind for sleep and anxiety, Stress Free Sleep. |
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